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Wannabe Fixed-Income guy. Overfitted for life.

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

Marco Rubio is just not a diet guy:

“I tried keto once.

“It was a near-psychotic event for me. If I had been in this job while doing it, I would’ve been like, “Mr. President, we must bomb Paraguay.”

“And it’s like, why? I don’t know. I’m just really mad. I haven’t had any sugar.“

[Red Corner MMA @RedCorner_MMA]

Khabib says he never chased the GOAT title himself, but now wants Islam Makhachev to break the records of Jon Jones, GSP and Demetrious Johnson. 🐐

"That’s my goal, for someone closest to me to get there too. If Jon Jones is there, why can’t Islam be there? If Demetrious Johnson is there, why can’t Islam be there?

I’d like him to break all those records, to overtake Jon Jones, Demetrious Johnson, and GSP. No matter how much respect I have for them, Islam has a chance, but time is starting to run out a little."

Via: @lexfridman

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Islam Makhachev just tried talking Alexander Volkanovski into coming to Dagestan for 2-3 weeks 😂

“Don’t say like Demetrious Johnson, ‘I have to ask my wife.’ Don’t say that bro.”

“I will have to actually ask my wife…” 💀

[Title Fight @TitleFightMedia]

Islam Makhachev got ANNOYED after Demetrious Johnson said he had to ask his wife about a trip to Dagestan 💀

“I gotta talk to the wife…”

“Talk to wife? You’re best fighter in the world bro. You have to ask? You have to tell her but not ask…”

(Via @MightyMouse / YT)

[The Curious Tales @thecurioustales]

No matter how many times I see this, I don’t understand it. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[CageMath @ThatCageMathGuy]

All set for #UFC330 fight day🔥

[Kunath @KunathSports]

No way Paddy vs Gaethje goes the distance

No way BMF fight goes the distance

No way Khamzat loses to Strickland

No way Gane walks thru Poatan

No way Gaethje breaks Topuria

No way Ian Garry becomes champion

[THE MMA GURU @THATBOYMMAGURU]

If the UFC can't find a top 5 opponent next for him then fuck it just let Quillan Salkilld easily destroy Usman Nurmagomedov in his debut real quick on a PPV main card #UFCVegas120

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

"I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I identify as sometimes identifying as a woman for purpose of basketball... I'll be declaring for the WNBA draft in 2027 as well."

- Royce White (she/her)

If you don't think this is a beautiful woman, you're a transphobe.

[Max 📟 @MaxNordau]

Tucker Carlson preaches that debt is slavery, that lending at interest is the sin of usury, and that a society organized around debt "enslaves people."

He then reads an ad for a mortgage lender and personally endorses it: "We recommend American Financing. They're called America's home for home loans for a reason."

[Joshua Van @JoshuaVanBT]

We back September 19 !!!

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

On paper, very fun fight, but it’s an absolute crime Arman isn’t fighting for the belt next.

[moe @b33tlz]

this was the clip that made me decide to watch always sunny

[michael hess @mchlhess]

Friend making $20/hr as a server: “Don't worry, bro, this one's on me, and you'll get the next”

Friend making $470k as a senior software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $9.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

[The Incredible Hok @Josh_HokitUFC]

I want the title, but if Tom & Cyril actually get ink’d then Alex & me for the BMF belt. Winner becomes next in line for the HWT title.

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second."

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

I love harmless jokes. 😂😂

[Ace ♠️ @ItsDaManAce]

How rich I wanna be

[Sam Altman @sama]

chatgpt work is remarkable, and "work" undersells it.

from my phone i sent:

"use all my chat history to figure out ideas for a long weekend trip with 8 friends, plan the best three options, make a full-stack site where the 9 of us can coordinate on what we would want to do in each place and decide where to go, and then after we get to group agreement make reservations. draft an email in my gmail i can send out to my friends when the site is ready."

it...just worked.