Alpha Phi House Dad 🇹🇹

Father to the best group of Christian, Drug free and Celibate girls there are! Pronouns: We/Them/Boyz #GoRebs #NattyChamps

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

Have you ever found yourself eating a Pop Tart and thinking "Man, I really wish this Pop Tart could get me drunk"? GOOD NEWS https://t.co/oRyEpHzfFO

[Alpha Phi House Dad 🇹🇹 @APhiHouseDad]

@Howlingmutant0 This is a total banger

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Came home to the sound of my retarded wife throwing ice cubes in the bathroom and screaming and crying, looking like it’s gonna be a Hungry Man dinner tonight boys lol. Kid is awful quiet though…

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Unpopular opinion but blaming a crime on postpartum psychosis is like a man blaming his testosterone for rape. Hormones aren't an excuse for horrific acts. The victims are 3 innocent babies. Enough of this crap.

[🌷 LIZZIE🌷 @farmingandJesus]

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[Alpha Phi House Dad 🇹🇹 @APhiHouseDad]

@Elonsucksitt @TheOnlyDSC Two things can be bad at once retard.

[Alpha Phi House Dad 🇹🇹 @APhiHouseDad]

@ThisIsMeOkDude @TheOnlyDSC Yea this is a retarded comparison. Men didn’t raise 1 million dollars for his legal defense.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Air used to be free at the gas station. Now it's $1.00.

Want to know why?

Inflation.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: RFK Jr. unveils plan for a nationwide autism alert system to help locate missing autistic people.

[Craig Schultz @CraigSchultzy]

Drinking and driving

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Surprising the kids with a pinata full of piping hot sausage gravy

[Project Mystic @ProjectMysticDV]

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[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

He needed support, but nobody listened to him. The warning signs were there, all written in his journal. As a society, we failed Saturn. He didn't devour his sons. We did.

[BowTiedYukon @BowTiedYukon]

There was a period in history when witches were dealt with accordingly

[Alpha Phi House Dad 🇹🇹 @APhiHouseDad]

I chose the bear over liberal SSRI addicted woman.

[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

Not a great week for women.

[Alpha Phi House Dad 🇹🇹 @APhiHouseDad]

You know she secretly likes the cat calling. The way she describes it tells it all 🤣