Crunchy Conservatarian

Lover of national parks, tomboy, outdoorsy sort. I’m made of sunshine and dirt. Disaffected libertarian. DM’s open to manly men 😆.

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

I'm not crying...again.

[Weaver Whiteheart @WeaverRising2]

𝕮𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝕱𝖆𝖎𝖙𝖍

-a tribute to Charlie Kirk

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@ThrillaRilla369 I’ve been lucky, I suppose. Maybe being driven home by my mom after I had an appendectomy. She never was a good driver, and her slamming through all 5 gears in my parents’ Dodge Neon whilst navigating a strange city was torture.

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@ThrillaRilla369 I was a paramedic, now a nurse. You can diagnose a guy with a kidney stone on sight. There’s just a look on their faces as they try so hard not to cry. “I got you. Here’s some Toradol, morphine, and phenergan.”

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@DaGreatWhiteApe @ThrillaRilla369 I still see 4 fingers and a thumb, though.

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@Kitty13252091 @ThrillaRilla369 I’m a nurse on a post OH recovery unit. I’ve had patients who decline anything stronger than Tylenol. Like, WTF are they even made of? Especially with those chest tubes still in.
I hope you’ve recovered well.

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@whale6x $50k. Pay off debit, replace my 13 year old car.

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

Now contrast this with the scenes from the NBA Finals in New York. I can’t put my finger on it, but something’s different. https://t.co/N92VPcy5OA

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@RadlerJason @DerrickEvans4WV @Linda_McMahon @GiveSendGo Nah, the donors deserve that.

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@ThrillaRilla369 Gladiator, Top Gun & Maverick

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@CreasonJana @45johnmac She’s retarded.

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@ShadesOfPunky @elsathora Never the sunscreen, though. 🤔

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@BlueskyLibs Even in some parts of Indiana, there’s been some “changing consumer habits.”

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@PerryALPHA @LeadingReport Don’t threaten me with a good time.

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@gaialovesall @slawdog64 @Milajoy He’s also been through some shit. He’s as average as any LAer.

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@gaialovesall @slawdog64 @Milajoy When was the last time you ran for office?

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@gaialovesall @slawdog64 @Milajoy Because that’s literally what clergymen do.

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@gaialovesall @slawdog64 @Milajoy Why not?

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@Bidendummy @RealDianeYap @MattWalshBlog It would sure be compassionate for the rest of us.

[Crunchy Conservatarian @AResoundingMeh]

@DaBeard1957 @WhyHateWhite I’ve not seen them on actual hikes in the wilderness, but I find that sticking to challenging, and above, trails assures no riff raff

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@minudan @WhyHateWhite

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@TommyTummyache @LibOrNormal There’s no rules against being caught over and over. 🤷🏻‍♀️