Sal Monaro

Alf Ramsey was right.

Also:
«El mejor negocio del mundo es comprar un argentino por lo que vale y venderlo por lo que dice valer»

[Sal Monaro @ASRoma568]

Football pundits: "European football is declining."
South Americans: "We're the best. Europe is the past."
#FIFA #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAClubWorldCup
#UEFA #CONMEBOL

Reality:

[Saad. @SaadInCyber]

If Jensen had molested kids on an Israeli honeypot island like a normal billionaire instead of banging adult chinese honeypots, all of this couldve been avoided.

[OptaJean @OptaJean]

9 - L'Italie 🇮🇹 a battu la France 🇫🇷 après avoir concédé l'ouverture du score pour la 9e fois, c'est au moins cinq fois de plus que toute autre nation face aux Bleus.

Renversant.

[Football Meets Data @fmeetsdata]

Big win for Italy 🇮🇹!

[Spazio Napoli @Spazio_Napoli]

Due volte campione d'Italia, uruguaiano, la GARRA CHARRUA... e tutto che viene meno davanti a un piccolo ago 😅

L'ex Cagliari Jakub Jankto, compagno di squadra di Olivera al Getafe nella stagione 21/22, ci mostra la più grande paura del terzino azzurro: IL PRELIEVO DI SANGUE 💉

La sua espressione è DISPERATA: coraggio Mati, è tutto finito 🥶🫣

📹 Jakub Jankto

#SSCNapoli #Olivera #SpazioNapoli

[ALLEGRI OUT @SscNapoliFRA]

Donc nous on est censés aller à la guerre avec des joueurs qui ont peur des PIQURES ?????? Mdr

[Univers Dortmund @UniversDortmund]

Maradona qui regarde au ciel un joueur du Napoli qui tient pas les piquouzes

[Ale @_kiricocho]

Unica motivazione per la quale a questa età appoggi le politiche di questo governo :

Farti sistemare da qualche parte.

[Sal Monaro @ASRoma568]

“gave birth”

[Out Of Context Barça @ContextfreeFCB_]

🎥 The day Raphinha gave birth to his first and only son Gael. Watch his gentle touch around his new born baby.

First time dad. 🥹❤️

[Sal Monaro @ASRoma568]

@ContextfreeFCB_ “gave birth”

[Tuttocalcio&sport @TuttocalcioS]

Terrible evening to be french

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

Football managers and their incredible technical ability. Absolutely ridiculous! 🤯

[yurikrupenin.bsky.social @turbojedi]

Если количество известных любовниц Дженсена Хуанга продолжит удваиваться такими темпами, то через 34 дня оно превысит население планеты.

[Jay Kapoor @JayKapoor]

Jensen Huang has resigned from Nvidia in order to spend more time with your wife.

[Yon Yonson @Yon_Yonson71]

Di fronte ad attacchi informatici e a minacce per la sicurezza pubblica tramite le nuove e sempre più pericolose tecnologie, noi abbiamo costui come membro del COPASIR. Siamo in una botte di ferro.
#allarmebomba

[Yan @YanPeronn]

In case you didn't follow day 4 of international break:

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Man Utd officially sacked Carrick & Fabrizio said "here we go" on Pochettino replacing him

>🇮🇹Italy beat 🇫🇷France 3-1 in the NL. Zidane's first loss as France manager

>🇮🇹Materazzi said Jesús de Miguel's death made him grateful nothing happened to him after Zidane's 2006 WC final headbutt

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Kane broke England's all-time caps record (126) & scored the winning pen vs Croatia in the Nations League

>🇧🇪Belgium beat Turkey 2-1 scoring twice in 3 mins right after Arda Güler's free kick GOLAZO (vid in replies)

>🇪🇸Spain beat 10-man Czechia 2-0 to extend their record unbeaten run to 43 games

>🇪🇺Other Nations League results:
-🇦🇱Albania 2-0 🇫🇮Finland
-🇲🇪Montenegro 2-1 🇱🇻Latvia
-🇧🇾Belarus 2-0 🇸🇲San Marino
-🇦🇲Armenia 1-1 🇨🇾Cyprus

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Bruno Fernandes turned down a 2nd contract offer from Man Utd

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Amazon's Man Utd documentary producers said they "can't believe their luck" at what's unfolded this season

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Crystal Palace sacked Pierre Sage after 16 games

>🇫🇷France's president, Macron offered to back Arsène Wenger if he runs against Infantino for FIFA president

>🇦🇷Scaloni extended his Argentina contract until the 2030 World Cup

>🇩🇪Klopp said Nmecha "doesn't want to celebrate like that anymore" about his religious crown celebration

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Emery said Prince William asks about Villa "every day" during transfer windows

>🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿The EFL asked clubs to stop "targeted banter" on social media over fears of reputational damage (bit woke)

>🇪🇺Women's UCL results:
-🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Arsenal drew 1-1 at 🇪🇸Barcelona (first team to take pts off them this szn)
-🇵🇹Benfica 3-1 🇦🇹Austria Vienna

>🌍AFCON qualifiers:
-🇸🇳Senegal 4-1 🇸🇩Sudan
-🇨🇩DR Congo 3-1 🇸🇱Sierra Leone
-🇨🇮Ivory Coast 2-1 🇬🇲Gambia
-🇨🇲Cameroon 2-0 🇳🇦Namibia
-🇬🇭Ghana 2-0 🇸🇴Somalia

>🌎Friendlies:
-🇷🇺Russia beat 🇺🇿Uzbekistan 3-2
-🇳🇿New Zealand beat 🇮🇳India 5-0

>Let me know what I missed

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[Miata Farrow 🦋🐝🌊 Vote blue! #SmokeFL33T @Slp1144Pierce]

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[will @friedoystercult]

If you sleep with enough people, one is bound to be a spy.

It’s just math.

[Amirreza ❤️‍🔥 @amirreza_injas]

بزرگترین ratio و کیر شدن سطلی در سطح جهانی