Alex Salmi

Spiritually unfit 👌🏻

[Alex Salmi @ASalamiSandwich]

I have more conversations with my bfs cat than I do with him. Components of a genuinely healthy relationship right here

[Alex Salmi @ASalamiSandwich]

If I didn't put you in one of my sim families it prob wasn't that serious

[- @kingvermin_]

Having a day!

[Alex Salmi @ASalamiSandwich]

Man in the fuckin chair

[brent @murrman5]

[making up ghost story as I go along] but this was no ordinary Honda Accord

[Alex Salmi @ASalamiSandwich]

Almost 30, not even drunk, and STILL I manage to send shit to the wrong people by accident

[Mac @MacMiller]

Be you.

You’ll be fine.

[Alex Salmi @ASalamiSandwich]

I'm the ex that needs to be blocked in order for their relationship to work 😂🤙🏻 shout out to me

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Sometimes I have no idea what’s even going on on here . What is wordle what is a “vaush” ??? I still don’t understand the nft apes can yall just cut it out it’s confusing to me

[Alex Salmi @ASalamiSandwich]

@HammerFist3 I'm the 69th like, so

[Alex Salmi @ASalamiSandwich]

If you ever fall down the steps, might as well be like "whoops I'm fuckin DOIN IT"

[riley @rileyyanned]

all my homies philosophers

[Alex Salmi @ASalamiSandwich]

You're still a traitor

[Alex Salmi @ASalamiSandwich]

Doing normal shit freaks me out anymore

[Alex Salmi @ASalamiSandwich]

"Tell your probation officer I said thug life"

[DAVY JONES JR @darwindestroyed]

@ASalamiSandwich does this look warm enuff