Alyssa Shaffer

Chunky but funky

[Alyssa Shaffer @AShaffaaa]

My clinical instructor told me I was working with a nurse named Laurel and I was like HAHA U MEAN YANNY, and she deff didn’t laugh as hard as I did

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

THIS IS HOW YOU INTERVIEW TRUMP AND SHOW THE WORLD WHO AND WHAT HE IS ✊✊✊✊

[ana @fallforastar]

literally the cutest sweetest thing ever

[Iso @xpaleveilx]

I still think about this tweet fondly sometimes

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Dude nails the moral bankruptcy of MAGA. 😂🤣👇

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Prince Andrew arrested on his birthday

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

Because Zelensky is respected. The world knows Trump…is a joke.

[Pete @splendid_pete]

😆 MAGA grandkids selling MAGA hats in 50 years be like:

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

These are the people that should get Six figure bonuses

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

They really, really hate women… “Don’t make a bad mistake today and ruin your life.”

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

ICE is sexually abusing immigrants.

This has been reported over and over again and our Representatives in Congress are doing nothing about it.

[dre @hudfein]

crazy bc my legs could be around him for free

[isIa @tobeclosers]

they look married. this looks like it was taken from their wedding and they're finally entertaining all their guests.

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Oh if she gets cast, we are about to get PEAK white nonsense.

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

lord i see what you've done for others

[jay @kendallhosseini]

playing mr darcy and tom wambsgans is crazy like you played two of the most socially awkward men of all time on opposite ends of the heartthrob spectrum