Anthony Suszczynski

OU ➡️ Cbus @capturingathens

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

Nelsonville, Ohio? https://t.co/kkpDDCDTXy

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

my next pop up opens on the 18th.. can you guess where? 😊

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Dude after buying SpaceX at $135 and selling it at $203 (he only bought 1 share)

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

Dude is aging like guac from Chipotle

[TMZ @TMZ]

A 19-year-old Ohio man arrested for the alleged terror plot against UFC Freedom 250 has been identified ... and authorities say he called out his alleged co-conspirators during an interview with them.

Read more: https://t.co/5ZKwAUzXfU

[Magills @magills_]

Elon is now worth a trillion dollars which means Dave Ramsey may actually be okay with him buying a new car at the sticker price.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: The average American is now closer to Jeff Bezos in net worth than Jeff Bezos is to Elon Musk.

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

People in Northeast Ohio heard a meteor fall from the sky this morning, which is unusual because that kind of crash and burn usually only happens in Cleveland on Sunday afternoons.

[ABC News @ABC]

A "boom" heard in Ohio on Tuesday morning appears to have been from a meteor, the National Weather Service in Cleveland said. https://t.co/s1VO05bWp9

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

Unacceptable. We need a Marriott in there immediately. I want a rooftop bar called Canopy with $24 ‘rainforest margaritas.’

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

🚨: Experts estimate that nearly 60% of AMAZON rainforest remains unexplored in detail, an expanse so vast and dense that even current technology fails to see clearly under its green canopy.

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

Staring deep into a bowl of buffalo chicken dip while someone explains their sales job I did not ask about.

[comes out of trance]

“We’re getting low on tortilla chips.”

#SuperBowl

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘸𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘱𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨

𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴: 𝗛𝗼𝗪 𝗶𝗦 𝘁𝗛𝗶𝗦 𝗡𝗲𝗪𝘀??

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

@grok Can you explain the scope and significance of the current internet outage—specifically how it’s affecting Monday morning operations across the economy, workplaces, and public safety systems?

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

@stoolpresidente Grandad’s Pizza

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

@carlyteller Here now from Ohio ✅

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

Why is everyone’s “we got a puppy!” story always like:

“So we drove five hours to a farmhouse owned by a retired nurse named Carol who breeds dogs and collects antique spoons. Paid her in cash, and that’s how we met Waffles. He has his own Instagram and separation anxiety.”

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

Rory McIlroy won the Masters in case you don’t follow any guys on Instagram

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

Here’s to another year of saying ‘ope’ while maneuvering around some guy in Walmart who’s buying 400 cheese singles and a crossbow.

[13 Action News @13abc]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OHIO! The Buckeye State is 222 years old today.

What's something you love about Ohio?

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

@ManaByte https://t.co/Ve5WZ1Ixqe

incorrect

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

Every guy in basketball shorts and a hoodie, eating a half-burnt DiGiorno pizza at 2 AM, surrounded by empty Gatorade bottles, with $7 left in his DraftKings account:

“Sydney Sweeney or Sydney Thomas?”

[Anthony Suszczynski @ASuszczynski]

“We want new music!”

Rihanna: Y’all getting a Smurfs movie and liking it. 💀

[Rihanna @rihanna]

in my blue era 👀💙

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Jimmy learns why he couldn’t pick up @ryandaytime’s College Football Playoff National Championship trophy during commercial break 🤣 #FallonTonight #DuringCommercialBreak