Vál ☆

she/they |⧗| ⚭

[HONEY B. @ITSBCHRIS]

protect all huge titty women, we should never die

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I will be wearing my boobs out until further notice in Dolly’s honor.

[Karen @kathrynwife]

nada te prepara pra aos 12 anos ficar obcecada por uma mulher depois de ver ela macetando um homem na porrada enquanto ta amarrada em uma cadeira

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

the only data center that should be funded is the fucking library.

[Preeti @MadridPreeti]

THEY ROBBED ALGERIA, AUSTRIA, JORDAN, CAPE VERDE AND NOW EGYPT

NOT A SINGLE FCKING GAME WITHOUT ROBBERY

FCKKKKKK ARGENTINA
FCKKKKKK ARGENTINA
FCKKKKKK ARGENTINA

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[Vál ☆ @ATOMICFUNTIME]

@gagapicturesx Dancin’ in Circles !!

[Gaga Pictures @gagapicturesx]

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[NBA @NBA]

It's even better in slow motion 😏

[Jake Langbecker @jake_langbecker]

My mayor muslim
My bagel jewish
My saturday night live
Knicks in five

[Air @ayoair]

Fuck the refs. Fuck Trump. Fuck Netanyahu. Fuck Cuomo. Fuck Eric Adams. Fuck the West Coast. Fuck French Fries. Fuck snails. Fuck DJ Khaled. Fuck the billionaire NBA rigged ass stats for money

[Zito @_Zeets]

Hope he gets treated like this until the last day of his miserable life

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

First loss since April 23 for the Knicks. Everything that musty bitch touches with his sausage fingers turns to shit.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

It's his fault

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

normalize destroying ronald reagan's legacy.

[solelynostalgia @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

the way anok did her hair blew me away. incredible.

[Variety @Variety]

Anne Hathaway tells Emily Blunt during their 2023 “Actors on Actors” conversation that her “when I am hungry, I eat a cube of cheese” line in “The Devil Wears Prada” is one of “the most iconic lines in cinema history.”

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

the paramedics would’ve had to carry me out of there in a stretcher

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

Bob is in a foster home but STILL needs an adopter. All of those applications and inquiries not ONE serious adopter. Please please please share this again. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭