𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞

𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦. |𝐑𝐏|𝐌𝐂|𝐅𝐚𝐤𝐞|

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

"𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐛𝐨𝐧."

-SL account for @TheTaintedDove.
-Mature and possibly triggering content.
-Open to most interactions.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

@StoodByHim You are a gift.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

Boobs would really lift my mood right about now.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

@BawdyBastard He's not all that bad. He spoiled me.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

@BawdyBastard Well, Kol was keeping my attention and affection, but I may have been too distant.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

@BawdyBastard Well we both know that that witch in particular won't be gone forever. She can't stay away from you.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

@BawdyBastard Exactly. And I do hope you've been well.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

@BawdyBastard I'm not quite done pestering the world just yet, and no one's has the heart to stake me... yet.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

@BawdyBastard I've missed you terribly. It's good to see your face.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

Bob ain't wrong though.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

Bawdy 💜

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

That's that Lightwood chick?

Well color me bi..

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

@DarkestFate The utter fuckery we would get into if you were a woman would be monumental. Absolute menaces.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

[maniacal laughter]

[#Fate | Parody @DarkestFate]

Let's be honest. The world couldn't handle me with boobs. I'd be too powerful.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

@DeadHunterPhD @VividRadiance @LornGemini @DarkestFate You'll have to arrange visitation with Elijah.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

That's where I found you to take your ass home. She eventually got tired of the drool.

[#Fate | Parody @DarkestFate]

Lies and slander. I always passed out against a warm bosom.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

He's so lucky I didn't let him faceplant in horse manure.

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

To be honest, he's always drank anywhere there was alcohol, or anywhere he had alcohol. Being human and having to prop him up on our way home, in a petticoat, was a pain in the ass.

[Saltzman. @DeadHunterPhD]

~ @DarkestFate

[𝐌𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐞 @ATatteredDove]

There's no consequences if there's no evidence.