Classic Green

husband to a beautiful wife, father to a spoiled brat

[Aristostats @aristostats]

@Cardinals All three Cards with a 20-20-100…

[Classic Green @A_Green425]

@JackMac Oh he baby oil weird

[Classic Green @A_Green425]

@NoContextHumans Hello neck problems.

[Classic Green @A_Green425]

@WizMonifaaa It looks like she’s putting down ol yeller honestly

[MLB Hall of Pretty Good @hallofgoodpod]

🚨BREAKING NEWS OH MY GOODNESS🚨

DAVID FREESE HAS OFFICIALLY ACKNOWLEDGED HIS HALL OF PRETTY GOOD INDUCTION 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

MAJOR LEAGUE HISTORY!!

THREE homers for Joshua Báez in his MLB debut!

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Since this, Joshua Báez has homered two more times. Three major league plate appearances, three home runs -- the first player in big league history to go deep three times in his first game. One to left, one to center, one to right. Best debut for a hitter in big league history.

[Kareem Haq @KareemSSN]

JOSHUA BAEZ MAKES HISTORY.

HE'S THE FIRST PLAYER EVER TO HIT A HOME RUN IN HIS FIRST THREE AT-BATS

[Classic Green @A_Green425]

@itsD3lay

[Classic Green @A_Green425]

@RayKump Does he think this shits a movie??? Not in my dojo

[Classic Green @A_Green425]

https://t.co/SYwokLM8yR

[Lou Korac @lkorac10]

No salary retention on the Kyrou trade by the #stlblues

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Washington Capitals have acquired forward Jordan Kyrou from the St. Louis Blues in exchange for forwards Connor McMichael, Milton Gastrin and Washington’s 16th overall pick in the 2026 NHL draft, the team announced.

[Classic Green @A_Green425]

Watermelon salsa is my new fav

[Classic Green @A_Green425]

How long have I been able to move emojis onto my text by just holding it down? This is something you tell people

[Classic Green @A_Green425]

@PaletteSwapMag Goddammit I wanted Robin Williams