Ani Hollisian

60% of the time it works every time.

[Ani Hollisian @A_Hol95]

SPORTA WREKEND WILL BW THE DWATH KF ME !!!!!

[Ani Hollisian @A_Hol95]

DONT PLAY WITH ME PEACOCK

[Peacock @peacock]

WE GOT A TEXT! 👀 Tonight’s episode will be slightly delayed. But it is worth the wait ❤️‍🔥🏝 Stay tuned! #LoveIslandUSA

[pink @xavonius]

Taylor Swift is Elon Musk for women and i will not be elaborating further

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Charlotte: it was a 4.8 on the richter scale!

Miranda: the richter scale is a totally outdated method for measuring magnitudes and everyone knows it

Samantha: let’s just say it wasn’t the only thing making my walls shake this morning

Carrie: big is moving to paris

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

Practice tip you have to ask to if you may approach the bench first

[✨MAXINE SHAW, ATTORNEY AT LAW✨ @JDbeauty21]

Being a lawyer is so fake like all of this shit is made up.

[Ani Hollisian @A_Hol95]

What the fuck was wrong with me

[B A R D I G R A S 🪩 @bardigras]

one thing about me is if you dare to speak badly about the lady who sued McDonalds because her coffee was too hot, I will rant at you so aggressively for so long that it will become family lore. your children’s children will know all of the facts of the case.

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Lawyers when the paycheck hits

[Ani Hollisian @A_Hol95]

I would rather die than put esq. next to my name on my PERSONAL Instagram account.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

why did no one tell me I could describe opposing counsel’s argument as being fucking argle bargle

[Ani Hollisian @A_Hol95]

I’m sorry…. But why the fuck am I not in Hyastan right now

[Ani Hollisian @A_Hol95]

In my The Smiths era, be back later

[Ani Hollisian @A_Hol95]

@srhunter91 IM SORRY WHAT

[Ani Hollisian @A_Hol95]

Was no one going to tell me Black Mirror was back?

[Luke Bradley @lucasdrayton]

time for my annual airing of the kennedy meme

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

UPDATE: Taylor Swift and George Costanza have broken up

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

Taylor swift officially dating George costanza