Nate Waterhouse

sometimes earnest. sometimes for the lulz

[Nate Waterhouse @A_Lectionary]

Every signal group has a second iMessage-based subgroup composed entirely of people making fun of the Android users in the broader group.

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@Grummz Avoiding WA income and inheritance taxes

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@petrogustavo It’s catchy. Why did Ye have to make it catchy? https://t.co/vxUtBbiedG

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@petrogustavo It’s catchy. Why did Ye have to make it catchy? https://t.co/vxUtBbiedG

[Gustavo Petro @petrogustavo]

Heil Hitler

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@BeSaintly When he was a monk, his monastic superior wrote in his journal than Brother Martin seemed incapable of understanding that God loved him like. a father.

But I hope, like the prodigal son’s father, He was waiting and watching for his son to come home.

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@razibkhan Correct

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@Sagar_kr_Maity @razibkhan Did not even type it up. Disgraceful. 0/10

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@Vicar1973 Mysterious. Out of place. Literally Jesus Christ. Yes.

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@DanielBordmanOG tbf Trump is hilarious and no one has chuckled at a Cobert line in a decade

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@chaddocrypto @RealShahriqKhan The Quran doesn’t say that.
Don’t confuse the Quran with the bullshit hadiths (fan fiction) written about it

[itsChaddo @chaddocrypto]

@RealShahriqKhan ehh Jesus didn't die on the cross in the Quran but rather got elevated to heaven, the almighty changed his body with the body of Judas the traitor.

It was Judas that died on the cross according to Quran, and nobody ever noticed because the almighty wanted it that way.

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@ryanburge What does literal mean? As described in the Bible and sacred tradition? Located within the center of the earth? Something else?

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@JohnWakefieId @ettingermentum lol they literally put RFK in charge of the vaccination scheduled this is better than i could have imagined 🤣🤣🤣

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@echetus (Minister, 3 hours into sermon) “Of course that raises the question, how does the Book of Amos reflect the truth of Covenant Theology”
(French gentleman) * hopes of orgy declines even further *

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@TunesRank @echetus @redeemed_zoomer https://t.co/VRlsHQ6SSo same vibes

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@BeardedSonOfNel Perfection

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@teortaxesTex The lumber being from Oregon helps

[lol_VEVO @lol_VEVO]

"Una reunión entre las dos economías más grandes del mundo sin una sola mujer en la mesa"

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@James_II_1688 Brutus just stabbed his friend in the back. Wherever he and Caesar are, they are both horrified by this shit

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@James_II_1688 This is why mass Muslim immigration to Europe is a good thing. France lost her right to exist during her torture of Louis XVII https://t.co/Nf5deTkBIY

[James II did nothing wrong @James_II_1688]

never forget what the jacobins did to Louis XVII, he was just a child when they tortured him, he was only 10 when he died, and keep in mind this is just what wikipidia is willing to have up, imagine how much worse the full truth is.

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@Red_Mage23 Because the communists won. Chinese is written into western characters to match an obsolete way of writing Russian in western characters.