Alyssa M. Rodriguez

A neither/nor you'll come to like.

[Alyssa M. Rodriguez @AandZRod]

I’ve been to Molly twice, have been extremely pleased both times and can’t wait to go back! She is passionate about fulfilling your wishes but also talented enough to create a great look for you even when you don’t have... https://t.co/rVxLRKAJFA

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Help Alyssa Rodriguez get more signatures - We need 128 more signatures today! https://t.co/cFI5TdJgHf

[Johnson County, Iowa @JohnsonCountyIA]

The Johnson County Iowa Board of Supervisors urges Congress to support the Dream Act of 2017. View letter here https://t.co/0c72gioTcY.

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Me: *types* s-h-i-t...
Siri: maybe you meant suit? Or shot? Yeah! You meant "shot"
Me: Fuck you siri, I totally meant SHIT. #Pottymouthmama

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My kid asked to watch the Barbie show (yes it exists), then swiftly decided to change it to Magic School Bus #ProudMomMoment #MomLyfe

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3yo: Ok, mom. I see ur ignoring me as I place my butt on the side of ur head & raise u blowing blueberries on ur stomach. #bedtime

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Accurate depiction of my kid this morning. #momlife

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I've had zits that have lasted longer than #Scaramucci #WhiteHouse employment.

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Me, two weeks ago: "3 isn't so bad. Whoever said it was worse than 2 lied!"

I spoke too soon 😩 #threenagermom #momlife

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My kid's name is Zuly, aka, "Do you have to go potty?" #momlyfe #pottytrainingprobz

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Wow, I haven't been tweetin' in a while. Thanks for posting! #heretostay #outforundocumentedstudents https://t.co/IdJE3dT5Fj

[Circe Stumbo @CirceStumbo]

.@AandZRod speaks on behalf of immigrant students & families; reminds of recent deportation & offers recommendations

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@SteveKingIA #HR2431 increases fear & harms #DomesticViolence & #Sexual Assault victims. Oppose H.R.2431 #HeretoStay #NoBanNoWallNoRaids

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How You Can Help The Standing Rock Sioux Fight The Dakota Access Pipeline https://t.co/mXAGj5KOmp

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RIP to a great live performer. https://t.co/mkRCMQUZx3

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End the Crayon Ban at Karnes Family Detention Center https://t.co/NgLLhh6kbF

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