Indo Johnson

some people call me space cowboy, others call me the gangster of love, no one calls me Maurice. (for the NSA, FBI, CIA and Secret Service,I am a 'comedian')

[Cody Rhodes @CodyRhodes]

Time to finish your story this season @JoeyB 🏆

@Toms_Customs

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline Damn this guy is sick

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

All we are is chickens crossing the road.

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline This would actually be sick, make it similar to “like a dragon” but instead of turn based fighting you play a quick game of pick up ball.

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline @sabochick This is us is a nice show. It’s good to have shows where people aren’t just innately shitty and constantly cheating on each other.

[wire season 5 enjoyer @arashisonline]

Ive decided. Lakers fans are worse than Warriors fans. They are not human beings, rather empty headed farm animals. There is no Lakers fan who I am not superior to - mentally, physically or spiritually

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline Love a gal with a tiny head.

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline traitor

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

I used to hate anti-Semites, but I just watched Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon and I figure I should give them a chance.

[wint @dril]

id like to apologize for mentally envisioning some kind of womans butt hole for 2 seconds by accident. it was childish of me. it was stupid

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

Elon definitely has the Lament Configuration.

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline If it were me he would win every week

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline Hes the joe burrow of being bad at football

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline Im really starting to think that coaching may have been the problem.

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@coltsmith @arashisonline The answer is yes

[ǝllǝᴉuɐp @nati_nielle]

It turns out I would date Joe Burrow as a man or a woman.

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline I’ve been hearing the call of empty box cars lately myself.

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline Dude it happened to me like 4 times I looked it up and it’s apparently super common and has to my knowledge never been fixed

[Indo Johnson @AaronOrlovitz]

@arashisonline Imagine seeing your ex wife giving some rando dwarf strands of her hair