Yo Pi'erre, you wanna come out here?

I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex.

[Yo Pi'erre, you wanna come out here? @AaronTKOZ]

Yeah

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

@GarbageApe @Sturgeons_Law @MandelaFace OP nailed it: it’s the same narcissism that powers all spectacular politics. The government needs to go out of its way to break MY spirit. As though it cares. As though any of us have a spirit left to break. Self-flattery to avoid confronting the reality of powerlessness.

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

They finally got him. No coming back from this

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

His ass got lawyer mogged 🤣

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[Millennial Moron @Mill_Moron]

X wins as fin exec nixed after nicked Knicks bin sin

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I beg your pardon….HE DOES WHAT??

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NEWS: In a stunning upset, Mamdani-backed Darializa Avila Chevalier will defeat five-term incumbent Adriano Espaillat in the NY-13 congressional primary.

With victories by Brad Lander, Claire Valdez, and now Avila Chevalier, Zohran Mamdani went 3-for-3 with his endorsements in New York City's Democratic primaries.

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

"WELCOME TO THE BRACE BELDEN SHOW. I'M HERE ON THE BANG BUS." I JUST SCREAMED OH MY GOD 😭 "We're about to turn him out!"

[. @669o0]

in new york you gotta leave the house with a change of clothes and a bikini in ur bag every time just in case. even if you’re just going to grab a coffee .. you never know where the day will take you

[Jose Alvarado @AlvaradoJose15]

One of the Best 8 days of my life 😂😂😂😂

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

SpaceX is down 25% since Jim Cramer posted this tweet.

Undefeated.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: In April you showed the Reflecting Pool plans and said you had a guy who was going to do it in 1 week for $1 million dollars. It's been 2 months and $16.5 million.

Trump: Okay, ready? Barack Hussein Obama, have you ever heard of him?

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[jasper @jasperdevs]

POV: you are 6 hours into a shift as a lyft driver and this guy takes a photo of you for twitter

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Soon as a bill goes to collections it’s not your problem anymore. There’s a guy in a suit whose job is to ask you for $100. He went to law school to learn how to be a bum. You’re a winner, you don’t talk to people like that anymore. Go buy a sandwich

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[Stefan Bondy @SbondyNBA]

There is a petition to change the name of the Hudson River.

[7 @Juana4ev]

I’m crying at @Convene changing their profile pic. Understood the assignment. Really thought she was gonna get in trouble for that, lol. NY love 🧡💙

[garçon @boymolish]

This shot by Mitch Ritter😮‍💨