Aaron Southard

Pretty good at breathing oxygen, drinking water, and living slightly below my parents expectations.

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

In case nobody told you today: it is all your fault

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

This Powell statement is incredibly direct

[Aaron Southard @Aaron__Southard]

We should do 4 more months of on and off tariffs to see if that helps

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

This seems like the big headline. Those two strong post-tariff jobs reports may have been a total mirage

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The Getty Images photographer getting ready to shoot sad people on the NYSE trading floor today.

[Aaron Southard @Aaron__Southard]

Cope

[Bill Ackman @BillAckman]

Sometimes the best strategy in a negotiation is convincing the other side that you are crazy.

[Aaron Southard @Aaron__Southard]

lol

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

China has announced its tariff retaliation—15% tariffs on US chicken, wheat, corn & cotton, plus a 10% tariff on sorghum, soybeans, pork, beef, aquatic products, fruits, vegetables, & dairy products. China also added several US firms to unreliable entity/export control lists.

[Aaron Southard @Aaron__Southard]

Me when I’m stupid

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

@TheStalwart No one other than (fairly stupid) partisans on the left thinks Trump is truly going to implement 20% tariffs on everything across the board.

[Aaron Southard @Aaron__Southard]

Like genuinely lol

[Aaron Southard @Aaron__Southard]

It’s so funny too because they were so forward with it barely trying to hide it. https://t.co/rDEdoBKeMm

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

I think that resigning from a very good job in the face of an order you don't want to follow takes real courage.

And I think that dismissal of charges against Eric Adams in exchange for political cooperation is transparently corrupt.

[Bill Scher @billscher]

Good luck America
https://t.co/z51OfE7ntS

[Matt Darling 🌐🏗️ @besttrousers]

Great point - the main result of tariffs is that "consumers will have less money to spend".

(Ie, we will be poorer)

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

We simply can't let RFK get into @US_FDA. Period. Full Stop. He is dangerous. The FDA is one of the few non-partisan agencies that does a great job. RFK will try to fix what is not broken.

[mau @rllydu]

you wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti

[Aaron Southard @Aaron__Southard]

@KellinHarmon Breaking: National shortage of Mountain Dew Code red threatens to upend social order in America.

[Aaron Southard @Aaron__Southard]

@fuckmyassfam https://t.co/ApSrFmsdaX

[Aaron Southard @Aaron__Southard]

What ever happened to read only Friday

[George Kurtz @George_Kurtz]

CrowdStrike is actively working with customers impacted by a defect found in a single content update for Windows hosts. Mac and Linux hosts are not impacted. This is not a security incident or cyberattack. The issue has been identified, isolated and a fix has been deployed. We refer customers to the support portal for the latest updates and will continue to provide complete and continuous updates on our website. We further recommend organizations ensure they’re communicating with CrowdStrike representatives through official channels. Our team is fully mobilized to ensure the security and stability of CrowdStrike customers.

[Put0 @persecutedgame1]

Didnt win the $25,000 from mr beast. No job or backup plan. not sure what to do now

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

“The elite don’t want you to know this but the bees are free. You can eat them. I’ve eaten 458 bees.”