Jennifer Ebenezer

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

@Macys Okay @Macys I detailed it out in a DM. Give me some peace, please. ✌🏻🙏🏻 I appreciate the help.

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

What is going on with @Macys ? Trying to go through their proper customer service channels to resolve an issue - four LONG convoluted phone calls later and I feel even further lost. They seem so unbothered by it all. Why??? I am too midwest nice for this mess. 🥵

[Steven Canals @StevenCanals]

Did I get it quickly? Sure… but intentionally trying to stump players is making the game joyless. Whenever I play I’m like, “what word would the NYT use?” 🤔

Wordle 246 3/6

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[RetroCrone @RetroCrone]

To all teen girls: if you are ever being followed or hit ion by a strange man when you are in public, walk toward an older woman you see and say loudly, “Mom! A strange guy is hassling me. He won’t leave me alone.” Every one of us has been there. We will be there for you.

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

@lindsliebergen I totally do. 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

@rickygervais @mint_to_be This poem is so beautiful and might soothe your aching heart. Love you.

[Jane Lynch @janemarielynch]

❤️❤️❤️

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

I wish it could actually go without saying but people are really losing their grace. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

It should hopefully go without saying that we should not applaud or cheer the health misfortunes of others. Let’s please not lose our humanity.

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

@augusten This is How completely transformed me. I keep my hard copy nearby all the time and reference it often. I gift it to struggling friends and family. I am so excited for this new path for you. You have such amazing gifts and this is a new way to share them. I am so happy for you

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Lambeau Field awaits.

#SFvsGB | #GoPackGo

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

#Afterlife3 was even more gorgeous than I was hoping for. @rickygervais executes hilarity and heartbreak so beautifully and his character development is so intricate in such small bits of time. The soundtrack is sublime. The whole thing is perfection. 🥲

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Shitty Music Has Helped Moron Through Hardest Times In His Pointless Life https://t.co/ZGvWEqh1Id

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You can be republican
You can be democrat
You can be left
You can be right
You can be anything in this world

But you cannot be from the Midwest if you haven’t had one of these in your lifetime

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

Friends. Who are you following on here? I need to freshen up. I need to be uplifted. I simply cannot read any more pro or anti vaccine. My feed is super politics heavy and I’m over it. HELP ME. Thanks.

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

Drunken Lullabies https://t.co/PecgKkSKB7 via @YouTube @JBuyarski

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

If I’ve learned anything from a-ha, its that it is no better to be safe than sorry.

[Janie Haddad Tompkins 🇱🇧 @janiehaddad]

"Dress for the depression you want, not the depression you have..."

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

@ukplissken Haha. I love you for this.

[Jennifer Ebenezer @AboveAverageJen]

@lindsliebergen Oh my gosh. I thought I was the only one. 😍😍😍