@[email protected] - Mike Landers 🇺🇦

Often wrong, but never in doubt. 8 mins 20 secs from stardom.

#TwitterClarets @[email protected] @ukplissken.bsky.social

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Oh bloody hell. Um, buy @Nick_Pettigrew's book https://t.co/eGOtr7TCbA, support @LevyMarket and local independent traders, Black Lives Matter and the Tories are always lying to you.

[@[email protected] - Mike Landers 🇺🇦 @ukplissken]

Going to shut this account soon, but here's a stat.

Since June 2020, Burnley have played 51 home games in the Premier League. They've won 10 of them.

As an ST holder who can't make every game in that 2 1/2 years, I've seen them win a game at home... twice.
#twitterclarets

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@DRKstretfordend @AndyhHolt @Wrexham_AFC @EFL Exposure.

That's what kills people on trapped on mountains, isn't it?

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@MrDuperouzel

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One half of my timeline is some funny stuff about the bunch of cunts that laughably call themselves a Government imploding, so lets just check-in on #twitterclarets oh...

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David Cameron and his austerity policies, implemented by his Chancellor, were reported to have contributed to the deaths of over 120,000 people.

[The Web of Evil @webofevil]

All you need to know about UK politics & its useless commentariat is in this screenshot. The yearning (ostensibly frivolous, but in fact very real) for "Daddy" to take over and make the hard decisions, and the conflation of seriousness, gravity and ability with a posh accent.

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With the news that David #Cameron is now in the House of Lords becuase Sunak direct asked the King to make it happen over breakfast, we now cut to a live feed of @NadineDorries reading the news in her kitchen.

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@flying_rodent “Boy, have I got just the people you are looking for!” - Kier Starmer

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Can we send her to Rwanda?

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Anyway, I could get annoyed by the football, but just beforehand we were witness to a car smash. Both parties escaped with mild injuries (both cars clear write-offs, but C and I stopped to help, call the police, move the cars, give details etc.

So. You know. Perspective.

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@NoNayNever Innovative. Ground-breaking. Original.

As in, I'm not sure anyone has tried this approach before. But credit to them, they're thinking outside the box. Inside in the box, not so much.

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@Natalie_Bromley Buster Keaton.

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Yet another straight red for violent conduct in an Arsenal vs Burnley game. After the same team has three straight reds in the last five of these matches, when are the FA going to step in to stop their thuggish behaviour? #twitterclarets #arsbur

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@beINSPORTS_EN @richardajkeys If Richard Keys tells you it is raining, it is probably wise to open a window and check.

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Arrived today. Now I need to figure how to watch an NTSC BluRay.

(The Live gig is PAL, but the Behind the Scenes is NTSC)

#fanboy

[No Nay Never • Burnley FC Podcast @NoNayNever]

It's Friday night. It's the Preview Show!

😣 Looking back at Palace
🤓 All of Dave's Stats
🥁 @ukplissken talks crowd atmosphere
🔴 @Danarsenal87 talks Arsenal
🫵 Team news

📽️ Via @YouTube : https://t.co/wXWk5CPeNS
🎧 Podcast : https://t.co/8gnK5kqvOi

#twitterclarets #Arsenal #AFC

[Simon O'Hagan @SimonOHagan]

Frank Borman has died - the commander of Apollo 8. I think Apollo 8 played on a child’s imagination even more powerfully than Apollo 11 did. Christmas 1968. The first time astronauts had disappeared round the dark side of the Moon; also the mission that produced this photograph

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

One in four people in the UK experience a mental health problem each year.

According to the PFA, over 75% of professional footballers have experienced some kind of mental health issue.

If you or someone you know is affected by the issues raised - please reach out.

Help is available at @MindCharity and @samaritans.

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Off to see #NHLBruins for only the second time ever early next year. In terms of ticket inflation, the first time that I ever say them it was $80 for the pair of us in the lower bowl about six rows back. Now I've had to pay $260 for the middle of the top level behind the goal.

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New OOMTM vlog. I was going to call it "Youse are all f****** idiots" but YouTube doesn't like that. When Twitter's character limit is larger than the number of braincells of some people.

#twitterclarets

https://t.co/BjtHqK5YmR