Oh bloody hell. Um, buy @Nick_Pettigrew's book https://t.co/eGOtr7TCbA, support @LevyMarket and local independent traders, Black Lives Matter and the Tories are always lying to you.
Going to shut this account soon, but here's a stat.
Since June 2020, Burnley have played 51 home games in the Premier League. They've won 10 of them.
As an ST holder who can't make every game in that 2 1/2 years, I've seen them win a game at home... twice.
#twitterclarets
One half of my timeline is some funny stuff about the bunch of cunts that laughably call themselves a Government imploding, so lets just check-in on #twitterclarets oh...
All you need to know about UK politics & its useless commentariat is in this screenshot. The yearning (ostensibly frivolous, but in fact very real) for "Daddy" to take over and make the hard decisions, and the conflation of seriousness, gravity and ability with a posh accent.
With the news that David #Cameron is now in the House of Lords becuase Sunak direct asked the King to make it happen over breakfast, we now cut to a live feed of @NadineDorries reading the news in her kitchen.
Anyway, I could get annoyed by the football, but just beforehand we were witness to a car smash. Both parties escaped with mild injuries (both cars clear write-offs, but C and I stopped to help, call the police, move the cars, give details etc.
So. You know. Perspective.
@NoNayNever Innovative. Ground-breaking. Original.
As in, I'm not sure anyone has tried this approach before. But credit to them, they're thinking outside the box. Inside in the box, not so much.
Yet another straight red for violent conduct in an Arsenal vs Burnley game. After the same team has three straight reds in the last five of these matches, when are the FA going to step in to stop their thuggish behaviour? #twitterclarets#arsbur
Frank Borman has died - the commander of Apollo 8. I think Apollo 8 played on a childβs imagination even more powerfully than Apollo 11 did. Christmas 1968. The first time astronauts had disappeared round the dark side of the Moon; also the mission that produced this photograph
One in four people in the UK experience a mental health problem each year.
According to the PFA, over 75% of professional footballers have experienced some kind of mental health issue.
If you or someone you know is affected by the issues raised - please reach out.
Help is available at @MindCharity and @samaritans.
Off to see #NHLBruins for only the second time ever early next year. In terms of ticket inflation, the first time that I ever say them it was $80 for the pair of us in the lower bowl about six rows back. Now I've had to pay $260 for the middle of the top level behind the goal.
New OOMTM vlog. I was going to call it "Youse are all f****** idiots" but YouTube doesn't like that. When Twitter's character limit is larger than the number of braincells of some people.
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