Alex Chapman | achapman.eth

Celebrated eater. I also like making things.

[Horse Slug🐌 @horseslug]

showing my barber pictures of his own sleeping body

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

The quails grew up!

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

Bleep Bleep BLOOOP. Woooo

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

Whoever the PM was on this notification feature should be imprisoned deep under the earth

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

I cannot describe how much relief and joy I have giving AI something to review and discovering it is actually capable of telling me "this is dogshit bro"

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

Give these things *ALL* the water. A hellscape saturated with bone and rock.

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

Texting this to my therapist

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Someone should buy LinkedIn and turn it off

[kage @sukikage_]

Self undiagnosing. I’m fine

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

been thinking things over and wonder if i’ve taken this whole longevity thing too far

[Mono @Mono_twt01]

Showing your friends your writing is more intimate than sex, and equally as embarrassing

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

Losing a game of chess at 3:30am on a Thursday

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

@MicahZoltu Routinely having one's instagram handle requested. I assumed this was a generic "what are you like" thing but it was explained it is more of a "do you have a second/third family" / "Can I determine how likely it is you will show up at my door at 3am in a diaper" test.

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

🫡 Deeply appreciate someone actually explaining the "insta?" thing is basically a low grade background check.

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

Baby quails!

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

that one mf who says “i love this song” after every song on their own playlist

[Alex Chapman | achapman.eth @Achap5dk]

Hoped you enjoyed the ride little lady