"Ugh, only humans wage war on each other"
~Some 14 year old
"Let the seas boil! Let the stars fall!"
~Tortoise after his leaf is eaten by another tortoise over a century ago
I’ve met 3 people in my life that absolutely did not like this song and every single one of them ended up being a really fucked up freak
One walked in on his plug OD’ing, so he shot and robbed him
One had a violent road rage problem and ended up rear ending someone on purpose, then when he got out of his car to confront the guy he hit, someone going 80 on the interstate slammed into him and killed him instantly
The other one plays League of Legends
You absolutely can NOT trust someone who does not like “Fireflies” by Owl City
- My horses: held
- Rome: built over the course of several day
- The ice I'm walking on: thick
- Bit off: just enough to chew
- My Book: judged by its content
- My marbles: accounted for
- The hand that fed me: unbitten
Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!
the problem with Jacob Collier is that he never played in punk band with a grouchy bassist or drummer who told him "stop being weird and do it normal" which is a necessary balancing force in music