Adam Jensen

Clearly an alternate Twitter account for a real person. Unless you are imagining me. Don't stop. He or him.

[BDSMSTORE @bdsmsto_re]

The CPI Seeks Support to Investigate Issues Affecting the University of Puerto Rico
https://t.co/zXiF3C4AH5

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@notcapnamerica Wishing him well

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@the_middle_bit Rough. Keep the good memories close.

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@ShadowGates442 Hope you’re doing ok, and he pulls through.

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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Hush

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@notcapnamerica Let some fifty-year old white dude tick a box if he feels like it. No possible abuses of the system there, I’m sure.

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@IanHigton Hig-Honey Monster

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@the_middle_bit Well, being farmers, I expect that all finished their work for the day before they said they had a bit of a problem.

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@the_middle_bit Was there an agreement that nobody warned the next brother about Ray?

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@IanHigton Kami.
Hami.

NO HAHA, PUN BOY!

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@ShadowGates442 Happy anniversary to you both, when the time comes. Am nervous about this instalment, but if it’s at least at the standard of Inquisition, will be pleased.

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@elonmusk @BorisJohnson Isn’t wanting to emigrate to Mars for a better life, like, your whole deal?

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@rcolvile Well, pay the bottom 50% some of what the top 1% get, and we’ll pay tax on it.

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@IanHigton @Platform32 Einstein was a patent clerk in the office that patented the famous shape. Does that mean he definitely signed off on it? I don’t see why not.

[Alison Hopkins @Hopkins_Alison]

Dear @Channel4News

The Y2K bug did not “turn out to be a phantom issue”.

Hundreds of thousands of us worked our bloody socks off to make sure the world went on working. The fact that nothing went badly wrong took a decade of planning and effort.

Sloppy bloody reporting

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@the_middle_bit I am physically incapable of opening a bottle of anything fizzy without first opening it just a crack to see how fizzy it actually is. For similar reasons, in my youth.

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@evendia I came down to a dead rat at the bottom of the stairs. My reward for burying my head under the covers instead of feeding the boy at 4am like any reasonable human.

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@the_middle_bit Have you considered just piling them on the floor? Then you can ignore them forever.

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@the_middle_bit @RWUASLSTELL81 Last time this happened to me, I didn’t have and clove oil. I did, however, half a half bottle of Sambucca left over from a party, and I have to say, it was pretty effective. Hope the pain leaves you be soon.