Adam R. Russ

Procrastinator:

Neurotic:

Rarely finishes tasks he

[Shinsuke Nakamura @ShinsukeN]

Shinsuke “ @Snickers ” Nakamura

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Wakes up.
Checks Twitter.
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Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.

[TIME @TIME]

TIME’s new cover: How Trump’s loyalty test is straining Washington https://t.co/4ZQG16wS8f

[Adam R. Russ @AdamRanRuss]

The Lampster - Customize it to match your style! https://t.co/GIGrftW7fZ

[A.R. Russ @ar_russ]

@cnnbrk

Alabama: Making Horribly Awful Choices Since 1861

[A.R. Russ @ar_russ]

@FOXTV , you better not even think about canceling #LastManOnEarth . Air all the other horse shit you want, but please leave us this.

[A.R. Russ @ar_russ]

I'm reading the #LastManOnEarth tweets and relentlessly blocking anyone hating on this show because I don't want to know those people.

[IGN @IGN]

We're giving away @AmazonFireTV Sticks so you can enjoy our app. How do you win? Just RT this! How easy is that?!

[A.R. Russ @ar_russ]

@SportsCenter If that happens every time a player misses the cut, I'd watch more golf.

[Madden NFL 27 @EAMaddenNFL]

Hey @MaddenTinyTitan how did this feel?

(via @jsherm23)

[A.R. Russ @ar_russ]

#InternetSlowdown

[Adam R. Russ @AdamRanRuss]

This is why your Internet is slow. And it’ll get worse. Unless you take 1 min to do this, now. http://t.co/q2sGV8NcqC

[A.R. Russ @ar_russ]

@cnnbrk @splcenter let me guess...White Chocolate? http://t.co/VTaXCzrCVX

[A.R. Russ @ar_russ]

Is it me or does the commentator of the #WISvsLSU game sound like he's using Eddie Murphy's nasally white guy voice? #bananainthetailpipe

[Adam R. Russ @AdamRanRuss]

http://t.co/yHpG4eW2aH is the greatest website in the entire internets. http://t.co/MuJSxaESiw

[Adam R. Russ @AdamRanRuss]

Wow, that show is getting dark.

It took me WAY TOO long to realize this didn't read

"Doctor Who got Ebola, dies..."

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

You guys ready for #MaddenSeason tomorrow? RT for a chance to win this custom #LOB #Xbox One and @EAMaddenNFL 15. #ad

[Adam R. Russ @AdamRanRuss]

http://t.co/Wo1easlB4q is the greatest website in the entire internets. http://t.co/aR12V607Nj

[twittarrstash @twittarrstash]

@CMPunk @normmacdonald It feels like I've lost someone who was always there for me, yet for them, I was just a stranger. #RIPRobinWilliams

[player/coach @CMPunk]

Everyone go read the tweets @normmacdonald just...tweeted. Amazing.