Adam Shitter

406 Fuckahoe Fantasy Dynasty League Insider - Formerly w/ @ESPN 10 Teams, 1 Dream. #406DL #AdamShitterOnItFirst

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

#1 Screamin Scoregasms have defeated #3 Nacualear Weapons 163.64-131.52 and are officially your 2025 Zynley Cup Champions❕

Their 1st title in FRANCHISE HISTORY🔥

CONGRATULATIONS❕

Electric 2nd annual season of the 406 Dynasty League.

Until next year..

#406DL #Champion🏆

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

Really late on this, but INateH*****s officially rebranded over the summer to the “Rhodesian Rebels”.

This comes after their PR team faced heavy scrutiny and lots of external pressure to make a change to their organizations name due to it “offending others”. #406DL #RebelUp

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

Honey wake up, Stephen A. Shit #406DL pre draft rankings just dropped!

🚨🚨ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE SEASON OPENER FOR THE BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD🚨🚨🌎

Rankings will be posted again following the draft and then continue weekly following the first week of the season!

Thoughts?

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

Hope everyone has had a nice offseason!

Reminder that the 2026 406 Dynasty League Draft is scheduled to start on Saturday August 22nd at 8:30pm with our yearly owners meeting right before at 7:30pm.

This will be the leagues 3rd draft and season. Exciting times ahead! #406DL

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

THE 406 DYNASTY LEAGUE SEASON IS FAST APPROACHING!!!! I HOPE THESE SHIT ASS TEAMS HAVE BEEN PREPARING!!! WHAT I SAW LAST SEASON WAS DESPICABLE!!!

PRE-DRAFT RANKINGS DROPPING SOON!!!

#406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

BREAKING TRADE🚨

Hoodie Vegas has acquired TE Dallas Goedert from Nacualear Weapons in exchange for a 2027 3rd round pick. #406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

LATE TRADE ALERT 🚨

Hoodie Vegas has acquired RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt and a 2027 3rd round pick from Inateh*****s for WR Jayden Reed and a 2027 4th round pick. #406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

TRADE ALERT 🚨 ‼️

CTE IS FAKE has acquired QB Sam Darnold and a 2026 3rd round pick (3.08) from Ya Mothas Muff in exchange for QB Daniel Jones and a 2026 3rd round pick (3.02) #406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

TRADE ALERT 🚨

Hoodie Vegas has acquired QB Jordan Love, RB JK Dobbins, and LB Jaelan Phillips from CTE IS FAKE in exchange for a 2026 4th round pick (4.04), 2027 2nd round pick, and a 2028 3rd round pick. #406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

Been a little late on a few major trades that went down.

CTE IS FAKE has acquired a 2026 2nd round pick (2.06) and a 3rd round pick (3.02) from Ya Mothas Muff in exchange for a 2026 2nd round pick (2.02) #406DL #AdamShitterOnItLATE #Sorry

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

@ian_rapashart @ShannonShitr @shit_bayless @Stephen_A_Shit @emanelnacho

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

BREAKING - BLOCKBUSTER TRADE ALERT🚨

Inateh*****s acquires:
•RB Saquon Barkley
•2026 3rd rd pick

Hoodie Vegas acquires:
•WR Brian Thomas Jr
•2026 1st rd pick (8th overall)
•2027 2nd rd pick

#406DL #AdamShitterOnItAsAlways

[Ian-Rapashart @ian_rapashart]

Despite the recent controversy league officials have publicly stated the draft order is final. Rumor has it that a more permanent, fine tuned agreement is set to come during the draft/owners meeting solidifying future draft rules.

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

Thoughts? @ShannonShitr @Stephen_A_Shit @shit_bayless @emanelnacho @ian_rapashart

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

TRADE ALERT 🚨

CTE IS FAKE has acquired a 2026 2nd round pick from Screamin Scoregasms in exchange for TE Cade Otton, a 2026 2nd round pick, and a 2027 3rd round pick. #406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

NEWS:

SAQUON AND DONE has rebranded it’s name to “CTE IS FAKE”

[Emmnauel Nacho @emanelnacho]

BREAKING🚨

Hoodie Vegas is actively shopping the 2026 2nd overall pick. Rumor has it he is willing to take way less than what he invested in the pick now that it is doubtful Mendoza will go in the Top 5. #406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

BREAKING🚨

Ya Mothas Muff has acquired RB Isiah Pacheco from Inateh*****s in exchange for a 2026 4th round pick. #406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

Nacualear Weapons’ star WR Puka Nacua has been in multiple media headlines this offseason..

Reached out to owner and coach of organization in which he released the following statement:

“Puka didn’t do nuffin on my momma free bro til iz backwards🗣️”

#406DL #AdamShitterOnIt

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨

#Rams star WR Puka Nacua is being accused of making an anti-semitic comment and BITING a girl in Los Angeles.

The alleged victim claims that Puka Nacua said “F*CK ALL THE JEWS” during a dinner and later bit her left shoulder, breaking the skin.

(Via TMZ)

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

BREAKING NEWS🚨

Bill N**ro has acquired WR Davante Adams from Screamin Scoregasms in exchange for a 2026 2nd round pick, 2027 3rd round pick and a 2028 4th round pick. #406DL #AdamShitterOnItFirst

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

@ian_rapashart

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

SCRATCH THAT❗️

Trade canceled. #406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

JUST IN⬇️

Ya Mothas Muff and Hoodie Vegas have swapped 2027 4th round picks, one for one. #406DL #TradeAlert #ShitterOnIt