Stephen A. Shit

406 Fuckahoe Dynasty League Analyst 🏈👀I post my professional analysis of what’s going on in the league and occasional facts/takes about South Dakota 🇺🇸

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

Rule 1: Stephen A. Shit is always right.

Rule 2: If you ever find yourself questioning Stephen A. Shit… Refer back to Rule 1.

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@AdamShitte84829 SUCH A WEAK ORGANIZATION, if they really want to make an impact they should’ve made a statement to the league commissioners office and the press by keeping the name. This is a sad day for the team’s ownership, players, history, and most importantly… fans.

#406DL #WEAK #SHITASS

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@ian_rapashart Ian, you may be right. I could easily see this Hoodie Vegas team making some noise. Historically, they are the most dominant team.

I’m worried about their WR/RB depth this year, but that’s something that could change after the draft…

Hoodie Vegas with an upset of the century?

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

Honey wake up, Stephen A. Shit #406DL pre draft rankings just dropped!

🚨🚨ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE SEASON OPENER FOR THE BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD🚨🚨🌎

Rankings will be posted again following the draft and then continue weekly following the first week of the season!

Thoughts?

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@AdamShitte84829 @ShannonShitr @ian_rapashart @emanelnacho @shit_bayless

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@AdamShitte84829 Who do you think has the best draft this year Mr. Shitter?

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

Hope everyone has had a nice offseason!

Reminder that the 2026 406 Dynasty League Draft is scheduled to start on Saturday August 22nd at 8:30pm with our yearly owners meeting right before at 7:30pm.

This will be the leagues 3rd draft and season. Exciting times ahead! #406DL

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

THE 406 DYNASTY LEAGUE SEASON IS FAST APPROACHING!!!! I HOPE THESE SHIT ASS TEAMS HAVE BEEN PREPARING!!! WHAT I SAW LAST SEASON WAS DESPICABLE!!!

PRE-DRAFT RANKINGS DROPPING SOON!!!

#406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

BREAKING TRADE🚨

Hoodie Vegas has acquired TE Dallas Goedert from Nacualear Weapons in exchange for a 2027 3rd round pick. #406DL

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@AdamShitte84829 HOODIE VEGAS FROM THE GRAVE!!! Whatta steal, Inateh*****s could be the new CTE IS FAKE.

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

BREAKING - BLOCKBUSTER TRADE ALERT🚨

Inateh*****s acquires:
•RB Saquon Barkley
•2026 3rd rd pick

Hoodie Vegas acquires:
•WR Brian Thomas Jr
•2026 1st rd pick (8th overall)
•2027 2nd rd pick

#406DL #AdamShitterOnItAsAlways

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@AdamShitte84829 @ShannonShitr @shit_bayless @emanelnacho @ian_rapashart Think CTE IS FAKE will need to have some tough discussions regarding their front office… #406DL

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

Uh uh. #406DL

Hearing rumors that Touchdown's N Titties may either...

1. TRADE the #1 overall pick in the upcoming draft. (that the team acquired from being ass)

or

2. NOT TAKE J. LOVE with the #1 pick in the upcoming draft. (that the team acquired from being ass)

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@ShannonShitr No, fuck you buddy…

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@ShannonShitr @shit_bayless Hence the name

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@AdamShitte84829 Stupid shit ass trade

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

BREAKING🚨

Sydney Sweeneys Milk Bags have acquired TE Colston Loveland and a 2026 3rd round pick from Ya Mothas Muff in exchange for WR Michael Pittman Jr, a 2026 2nd round pick and a 2027 4th round pick. #406DL #Blockbuster #AdamShitterOnIt

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@AdamShitte84829 Colston Loveland is going to fall off a map after next year…

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

BREAKING NEWS🚨

Hoodie Vegas has acquired RB Saquon Barkley and a 2028 3rd round pick from SAQUON AND DONE in exchange for WR Rome Odunze, RB Jordan Mason, and a 2027 2nd round pick. #406DL

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

@AdamShitte84829 Shitter, what’s your thoughts?

I think these bum ass, sorry ass, shitty ass, fuck ass, bitch ass, whack ass, dumb ass, stupid ass, weak ass teams are both in for a longgggg season.

[Stephen A. Shit @Stephen_A_Shit]

Tyjea Spears is literally a giant fucking shitter. This guy is the definition of ass… surprised he’s even on a line up. #406DL

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

JUST IN🚨

Hearing Inateh*****s has acquired RB Tyjae Spears from Ya Mothas Muff in exchange for a 2026 3rd round draft pick.

Deal makes sense for both sides- Inateh*****s gets some RB depth and Ya Mothas Muff gets some draft capital. #406DL #AdamShitterOnIt