Shit Bayless

Providing shit takes on the Fuckahoe Dynasty League 🏈‼️ Opinions are all my own and are all shit

[Matt Sumf @MattSumf]

#pourabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

Saquon and Done is gay and retarded — what do they have like 1 pick for the next 3 years? #seeyain2030

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

@AdamShitte84829 @ian_rapashart @ShannonShitr @Stephen_A_Shit

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

Not sure what the folks over at saquon and done are up to. They now have only 3 draft picks through 2028 now with those picks being a 2nd and two 3rd round picks. Even more damning is the fact that they’re near last place in the league. This all begs the question: wtf r they doin

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

@AdamShitte84829 @Stephen_A_Shit @ShannonShitr @ian_rapashart Wow that was fuckin retarded

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

In an unfortunate turn of events naculear weapons has placed tom Brady on waivers in order to free cap space for Buda Baker.. will be in contact with tom for further clarification on what went sour @AdamShitte84829 @ian_rapashart

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

Congratulations @TomBrady on the huge accomplishment. Naculear weapons is lucky to have you in the locker room, all the best #lank #expand

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

🚨FAG COON ALERT🚨

There’s whispers that sweeneys milkbags might be throwing the rest of the season and acquiring draft capital as they don’t look like they have a condoms chance in a high schoolers wallet at the moment of getting lucky in the ‘26 draft #shrink
@AdamShitte84829

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

@Stephen_A_Shit @ian_rapashart @AdamShitte84829 @ShannonShitr Maybe if they change their name to Ihatekikes they’ll get some sort of resolve from the alphabet people as well and continue to keep a positive brand for their alt right fanbase ?

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

@ian_rapashart @AdamShitte84829 @Stephen_A_Shit I would imagine we’ll see a taxi squad of 6. There might be some additional scrutiny on eligibility requirements however.

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

In a rather shocking move, naculear weapons has come to terms with Tom fuckin Brady.. we saw a similar move earlier in the szn with T&T, however it didn’t pan out. Any thoughts on this? @Stephen_A_Shit

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

BREAKING

Touchdowns and A cups has acquired Chuba Hubbard from Hoodie Vegas for a bag of chips, which is honestly the current fair market value of Hubbard unless something substantial happens

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

@ian_rapashart @AdamShitte84829 Only thing yagerbombs has left in them is a puka’s dick and balls after that throttling by Naculear weapons 2 weeks ago. Got an easy one against bill negro at home but doesn’t change shit, you’ll see yagerbombs on the links come late December ⛳️

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

BREAKING

Sources are telling me the owner and chairman of “yagerbombs” has been distraught and has lost his wits (can’t make a trade to save his life) after the loss of his butt buddy and previous GM Elliot Kerry, who was the entire brains of the operation

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

🚨FAG COON ALERT🚨

Sources are telling me the owner of the yagerbombs organization needs assistance holding his cock when he pees.. more to come on this later

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

@Stephen_A_Shit Yeah Stephen we’ll see if they can turn into a certified balcony but at the moment they’re certified losers

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

Touchdowns and tiddies is nothing more than b cup tiddies at best probably bordering on “a”

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

Conspiracy or fact? 🧐
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Ever since hoodie Vegas was caught in the fixing roster scandal he hasn’t seen the same weekly success. Does it mean anything? Not sure, who tf am I to know #Kowalskianalysis

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

🚨FAG COON ALERT🚨
Seems there’s a general consensus around the league about the extremely poor future outlook for Saquon and Done. Keep an eye out for them to toss the towel and try and obtain some ‘26 draft capital

[Adam Shitter @AdamShitte84829]

Ian Rape-a-shart with a hot take here:

[Shit Bayless @shit_bayless]

@AdamShitte84829 Saquon and done is luckier than a bitch, think he’s put up about 27 points all szn