Adam Snook

plays rollerhockey, owns no pets

[Nick Wize @iAmNickWize]

Wife: Why does the coach have his shirt off?

Me: That was a fan CFB fans are crazy

Wife: Why does he have a headset

Me: college football fans are crazy

Wife: is that a Waffle House menu?

Me: college football fans are crazy, that’s why I love college football .

[Peter Leonard @Peter__Leonard]

If you have ever wanted to own a teahouse in the shape of a watermelon, this is your chance. The government of Tajikistan has just put this one, in the town of Hisor, up for auction (estimated value: $3.3 million)

[Rob Fox III @RobFoxThree]

Mahomes and Kelce look like the dipshit henchmen in a Jason Statham movie.

[Adam Snook @AdamSnook29]

@debandofficial I still listen to your music from back in the day sometimes, was quite unique

[Aspar Team @AsparTeam]

Jake, it is time to say goodbye (or maybe "see you soon", who knows!). We have made a long path, together, since your very first World Championship season in 2019. We bet on a rider that wasn't coming from the normal path and you will agree with us: the bet has paid off. You came to a team, but together we have built a TEAM.

Assen has a special place in our story together. There, we got to the points for the first time, in 2019, and there you made history for the team with your first World Championship win.

But we can't just stop there. Three wins and fifteen podiums don't even tell what we have lived together. There have been bad moments and there have been worse moments, but we have stayed together and rebuilt from there to have Sundays like the one we lived at Silverstone.

We still feel the goosebumps when we think of Silverstone. Do you know what? We were calmed in the garage. We felt you would do it, we could see it coming. What we couldn't see coming was you when we were at the parc fermé. But then we heard the WHOLE grandstand cheering and there you were, ecstatic, enjoying the moment and the support of all the fans.

We are in the form of our lifes, three consecutive podiums already, and we have nine more challenges ahead of us before we separate our ways. Let's make them count, @jakedixonracing!

[Paul Powlesland @paulpowlesland]

I’m doing jury service & today I became the first person ever in England (I think!) to swear a legal oath on a river. With my fingers dipped in water taken from the Roding I stated my juror’s oath as follows:

“I swear by the River Roding, from her source in Molehill Green to her confluence with the Thames, that I will faithfully try the Defendant & give a true verdict according to the evidence”

The Judge at Snaresbrook Crown Court had never heard of a situation where someone wanted to swear their juror’s oath on a part of Nature before. However, I explained that Nature was my god & I treat the Roding with the same reverence, sacredness & love in action as many religious people give to their holy book. On this basis he was prepared to allow an oath on the river, as long as I gave an affirmation as well, which I did.

Here’s to introducing the sacredness of Nature back into our legal system, step by step & piece by piece!

[Lotto-Intermarché @LottoIntermarch]

Proud 💚🇪🇷 #TDF2024

[Adam Snook @AdamSnook29]

@faustocoppi60 @NikolaiStause I don't even follow you but your posts appear in my timeline for whatever reason and that definitely isn't true, I thought you were a hot takes parody account

[Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable]

Absolutely amazing brand awareness that Bishop’s Move have parked diagonally.

[Dion @2024dion]

It took until my very last day here, but as of this morning I have run every single street of the nation's capital. All 1,838 of them

[Michael Hutchinson @Doctor_Hutch]

I remember when riders who climbed like angels at least had the manners to descend like shopping trollies. #TDF2024

[Felix White @felixwhite]

England football team as cricketers a thread ….

1. Jordan Pickford

Wicket keeper. Bats 7. A combination of a million ticks and superstitions at the crease. Destroys himself when he plays and leaves. Somewhere between Steve Smith and Jack Russell technically.

[Joe DeLeone @joedeleone]

I finished in last place in fantasy football, and tomorrow I have to do my punishment.
I have to sit on a McDonalds for 24 hours unless I can eat my way out of it. Here’s the key I was given by a league mate for what I can eat to shorten my time ⬇️

[Joe Abercrombie @LordGrimdark]

I sign their new books, I sign their old books, I sign books by other authors, I sign the desk, the floor, my own clothes, I sign the smiling faces of the readers and their children and their children's children. No surface on which ink will dry remains unsigned once I am gone.

[Florian Ederer @florianederer]

Last week Red Bull built a gigantic ski jump on a ski slope in Akureyri, Iceland. Ryōyū Kobayashi flew 291 meters and was in the air for over 10 seconds.

The video is magnificent.

[Victoria Coren Mitchell @VictoriaCoren]

@WhichUK @ScottishPower @OVOEnergy @BritishGas Great to see Which? still out there fighting the good fight.

[Chloe Jones racing @chloejonesrac15]

WHO FANCY'S A GIVEAWAY?!!
Stand a chance to win -
2x BSB tickets (any round)
Signed knee slider
Chloe Jones hat and stickers
To enter, make sure you’re following me! Share and like this post
Winner announced 29th april( week of oulton park!)

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡