a pile of slime

I am really profound.

[a pile of slime @AdamStilwell]

To the tune of Zombie - The Cranberries

I shit my bed, shit my bed
Mommy, mommy, mommy-y-y
All in my bed, in my bed
Help me, help me, help me-e-e

[lex ✧ @echolexx]

It’s official, @tired_and_drew is a racist. Cancelled.

[a pile of slime @AdamStilwell]

@echolexx That's 3/4 times worse.

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Stepping on a pet's paw is top ten worst things that can happen.

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I lost an important part of my life.

[a pile of slime @AdamStilwell]

Can't wait to start hearing ads like "Wonderbread, the number one bread sponsor of the coronavirus quarantine. Get your rationed loaf today!"

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Hell yes Parasite.

[a pile of slime @AdamStilwell]

I like football because it gives me a chance to watch muscular men in skin tight clothes rub and grope each other with my boys. Nice.

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@alifanacct @Jillllly_ann you before you got new tires.

[a pile of slime @AdamStilwell]

True bravery is sitting down on a public toilet without inspecting it first.

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I'm rubbin' this one out for Jesus, and ain't nobody gonna stop me.

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@voguetony @tweetneyy

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@GraceSpelman I think this is exactly what Soup needs to progress! He seems really ungrateful for the gift he has been given, because boy howdy, that cat can play. Just needs a push in the right direction, good luck!

[a pile of slime @AdamStilwell]

@Mike_Eagle Maybe Gang reminds me of Undertale in the most wonderful way. Stuck on repeat, fantastic song, great album. Can't wait for you to come back to Philly.

[a pile of slime @AdamStilwell]

@dollbunyan Stardew Valley is a terrific game. If you like challenging puzzle games try out "Antichamber." It's a very interesting, mind-bending experience.

[a pile of slime @AdamStilwell]

@SpeakerRyan When you die the vast majority will rejoice rather than mourn your loss, and whatever version of hell you believe in will welcome you with open arms.

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@GraceSpelman This is my favorite thing on the internet currently.

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@citizenrobot @davedittell

[Brian Pedaci @bpedaci]

BRITAIN: Brexit is the stupidest, most self-destructive act a country could undertake.
USA: Hold my beer.