Adam Unbeat

#proudlygreen vegan music person in Cape Town. I also produce music as The Magic Books and as zawox and I'm one half of synth project plantkingdom

[Trey @treydayway]

Hot take: Tom Jones can sing better than many of people's favorites

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I walked past a farm and saw a sign that read: “Duck, eggs!”

I thought, “That comma seems unnecessary…”

Then it hit me.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

"Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

[cow @cowincrisis]

send hoof pics

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I ordered the book “How to Scam People” over six months ago and it still hasn’t arrived…

[Professional Word Gardener @heatherjs]

You make a difference even if you hate math.

[PB Harrison @hunkybloodydory]

I wrote this for myself

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

AI writes faster.
Humans still suffer better.
That’s where art lives.

[Cat @CatOfCrisis]

human bought me a scratching post.
the couch remains superior

[axel 1/0 @axel7772_]

ever since i was young i was passionate about shapes and colors and sounds

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Mom was watching a clearly AI video of a puppy rescuing a child and I let her believe it like she did with me and Santa Claus

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

It’s ironic that the days of the week are named after gods, because at the moment I’ve no idea what deities.

[Adam Unbeat @AdamUnbeat]

Why is it not called a ‘her’storectomy?

[Adam Unbeat @AdamUnbeat]

The Magic Books - Chapter Four https://t.co/2aUcoTNVpq

[Adam Unbeat @AdamUnbeat]

Fresh Techno Music https://t.co/5RJxybSK6f

[Henry 3000 @Henry_3000]

Delusions of fondue.

[Col @countcol]

I've got CDO. It's like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I have no more passwords left in me.

[cow @cowincrisis]

vibe is off in the pasture today

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Falling asleep on the couch before bed is called a nappitizer.