adam

relax take it easy there ain't nothing that we can't do x

[adam @AdamZSN]

Hi twitter I tweet sometimes about my brother but I don't know if I've ever posted any pics or videos of him so am gonna do that now in a thread while trying to explain why not being able to see him for 9 months and now Christmas has me feeling utterly destroyed as a human being

[adam @AdamZSN]

@ellaorsomething Omg Ella

[adam @AdamZSN]

do people i know still tweet

[adam @AdamZSN]

@niallslayslays hi nice 2 meet u i think ive seen u in my dreams

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

2 drinks at 28 years old

[adam @AdamZSN]

@JacobBathead @yogscast @jinglejam big big moves here buddy cant wait 2 watch

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @strick_jake]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[penny centipede @AlolanEggs]

Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungover

Guy who does: rlly 👀? Over

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

you’re gonna need two hands grandma

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

What's the charge? Filling a bake? A succulent Steak Bake?

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I like that it’s unclear whether Pacino even knows who Shrek is. He just loves his daughter

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Has a real claim to being the funniest 90 seconds of comedy in a row

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

This wrecks me every single time.

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

imagine he fell and broke into a brazilian pieces

[big head @idiotdeadpool]

deadpool calling cable a racist for shooting black tom was the most unserious running joke ever 😭😭😭

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

My daughter told me there is a small get together at school on Friday.
I asked her, "How small?"
She replied,
"Just you, me, and the principal.

[adam @AdamZSN]

@joethecannon Fucking peak man