Adam Koch

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

Is it me or have realtors gone nuts with the way they fluff their pillows

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

Imagine if people had halyards for pants instead of shoulder straps

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

Just me or does anyone else crave a soft pretzel at 4am on a Sunday

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

@lau___ren Why do you go to the Eaton centre?!

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

Kingston Walmart parking lot > Collingwood Walmart parking lot, no contest

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

Is it coincidental the Fritos, Cheetos, and Doritos all rhyme!?

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

@JillianEisener 😳

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

#bellletstalk

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

@DougDeMuro It lifts the chassis off the body...unusual car indeed. Wondering if the hood and trunk latch come from the British parts bin, the latch on a Healey 100/4 is very similar.

[Goat lord @deadmau5]

"They lied to you" is a nice way to tell stupid people they're stupid. That way, they have something other than themselves to blame it on.

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

Is it just me or does the new Oreo packaging seem to contain less Oreos?

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

Went to the bar tonight and didn't order a drink. #whatiswrongwithme

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

@lau___ren Charlie's a cool dude!

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

Straight up at a block of cheese last night

[addicted to sailing @sailingismydrug]

"That was so far over the line that I'm going to have to call you OCS" -me to *certain people*

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

@AlexHatina you've got a ways to go

[addicted to sailing @sailingismydrug]

person: how r u
me:

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

#BellLetsTalk

[Scuttlebutt Sailing News @ScuttButt]

Documentary on Ted Turner and Courageous https://t.co/gkSgYdPRxL

[Adam Koch @Adam_Koch_]

No cracker selection and they have the audacity to call it a convenience store #rattled