Adam Gabriel Jensen

Christian, husband, father, astrophysicist, and kind of a weird guy. Mostly in that order.

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@IMAO_ This is beside the point but I'm not so sure you can really pull a Surf Dracula in a single movie, it's more of a series thing

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@Chaseee35 @JaguarGator9NFL Even though it was only 6 seasons, I think you have to say that Hill's KC tenure clears Evans

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@TheCinesthetic Amazing how this is...directly in the text of the movie

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@katrosenfield Overton Window: Moves
Cthulhu Always Swims Left
The Progressive Ratchet

More at 11

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@TheCriticalDri2 Waiting to be "exploited" for $20k/month for a job I willingly agreed to do

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@RPatrickAllen Two different situations

Hill was still very good before his injury, what's unknown is how his recovery will go (what level he can get back to and how long it will take)

Sneed, OTOH, I fear is just washed

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@larksmom @BarryOnHere I would suggest reading Barry's post again

Slowly if possible

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@larksmom @BarryOnHere His third was with a Top 8 defense

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@BIG_E_KC I hate accounts that are either universally critical or universally positive

If someone can't see the major figures have all basically been net positives AND ALSO there have been mistakes that have left wins on the table, then that person is just not a nuanced, critical thinker

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@asymmetricinfo @JonahDispatch It doesn't make sense to me why it would be all that hard

Assuming the physics in the CGI or other effects are based on real equations, it's literally just one number you change

There might be other issues, but it really is that simple

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@NolteNC I didn't like killing Han in TFA nor the fact that basically it undid the triumph of the OT, everything went bad immediately including Han/Leia. Otherwise it was ok.

Rey turning in TLJ would have actually been the brilliant subversion everybody says the rest of the movie is.

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@ThoughtsAbStuff @PalmyrPar Both the third panel and the punchline are funny

A similar joke can be made more economically, but it's a worse joke

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@SamMonsonNFL I understand and partially agree with your point

That's just...not the definition of the word "subjective"

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@NFLFrascella You misspelled Nick Bolton

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@SamMonsonNFL Those instances aren't "subjective" either

If you can't tell if someone is 5'11" or 6', that's a lack of precision, not subjectivity

"Control" and "football move" are much better examples because the criteria aren't well-defined

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@SamMonsonNFL "Occasionally difficult to determine in edge cases" =/= "subjective"

Knee down and breaking the plane are literally two of the most objective calls in the game

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@Jake_W @CSMFHT Andrew is also in the Bible

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@RNolan96194 @MaindreTheFloop This is true, but also in the original C&H the final panel is textless and that's the best part

So all the existing text is necessary but it also demonstrates the power of not having any text

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@oaw117 @MaindreTheFloop This might be literally my favorite C&H ever and the final textless panel cracks me up every time

This version is EXACTLY what HoD does, though honestly this isn't a bad joke, well done on a couple of levels

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@HistoryBoomer The memes are exaggerating (but in some cases only slightly) to make a point rather than offering perfect analogies

I feel like this shouldn't be that hard to understand