Adaobi

A morning person.

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I just want to lie in a hammock under a tree, while someone play with my locs

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The same people who are mad that Nolan cast a black woman to play Helen of Troy, are the same people who gave the gentleman from Nazareth blond hair and blue eyes. I mean come on guys.

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I am so happy I don’t do drugs. Imagine waking up at 2am craving cocaine.

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@frufrulai @HoneyTk @Mllle_Hanne Yeah but it’s the cornrows under the wig that protects the hair not the wig itself. If you wore a wig for a month with no corn rows, do you think it will have the same effect? No.

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One day I would really love to experience an American breakfast. Huge pancakes, bacon, egg and coffee

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They say when you stop looking for love, it will find you. Does the same principle apply to money? Because I am ready to stop right here and now.

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People asking AI to confirm whether something is AI or not.

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I haven’t had a doner in weeks.

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I judge the quality of wine by how fast it ‘relaxes’ me

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If I go to a fancy restaurant, order wine and bread and then dip my bread in my wine and eat it, will I be kicked out? Because I really want to do it 😂

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My top song from this year was from @iGoldford. Obsessed with this song 🧡

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Dipshit Derrick was the highlight of season 5 for me #stangerthings5

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When a career becomes saturated, its relevance is shoved down to a skill. For example, data analysis. I assume an economists with data analysis skills has an easier time as opposed to actual data analyst.

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‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

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I have achieved so much and yet at the same time I feel like such a failure. What is wrong with me

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@lonewallz Your clothes comes in contact with your skin, so I assume that’s why.

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Slept for 10hrs last night. Not sure if I am depressed or just tired. Regardless, I got a good rest

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No one hates a fat person like a former fat person

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Just has a dream, Chris Hemsworth was working at Burger King, Joe and Kate were on a date there and I was late for my bus to Berlin. Such a weird dream because I am never late to anything

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@lonewallz Bid*

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@lonewallz In the bed for separation you might even miss out on good individuals