Life is a never-ending succession of NFL teams adding ping pong tables w/stories about how they're finally coming together as a family and enjoying each other's company, and NFL teams removing ping pong tables w/stories about how they're finally taking football seriously.
Fix live action anime:
Cowboy Bebop/Trigun directed by Tarantino.
Akira directed by Christopher Nolan.
Monster directed by Joon-ho Bong
Neon Genesis Evangelion by Ridley Scott
Signs that your local restaurant is the best food in the area:
1. Cash only
2. Fails health inspection once a year
3. They speak English but it still sounds like a different language
4. Terrible or no web site
5. Every dish not on the menu is incredible