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@Kica333 Don't worry. I went to the store, too. I went into the self checkout and the grocery bags were stuck together. So, I'm actually still here and don't have any plans to leave ever.

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@RobBurridge Our mimes are notoriously ignorant of politics so I wouldn't trust anything they don't say, no matter how emphatically.

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@jackunheard The year is 2030. You're an illegal immigrant. There's a loud bang on the door. You put down your US govt funded cellphone to answer the door. It's a T-800 ICE agent. You don't even try to run. You're going back.

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@Leonardaisfunny You people are retards. They didn't hunt him down. He was at an airport. Are they supposed to give your favorite homosexual a pass but only flag brown ppl?
All of them, retards. All of them.

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@jackunheard He'll be okay, guys. There are plenty of black men in Britain.

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@b1tys8 @InsiderWire Looking for some andouille probably.

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@pastelheat Sorry to everyone I've ever done this to.
If I bring food to work, my intentions are to wait until 11:30 to eat most of it. Then save a bit for an afternoon snack.
The reality is I'm heating it all up by 9:30 and finishing it by 9:34.
This is why I can't have a "snack drawer."

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@AuronMacintyre I agree. I liked the first one.
But it seemed like he tried to pretend to channel Herbert for the second and overcorrected. We can debate all day whether Paul is a villain or a tragic victim of necessity.
But making Chani hate on the "Southern Fundamentalists" was a retard move

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@PopcornPost_ Give Uncle Frank a break. He forgot his reading glasses on an international trip.

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@libsoftiktok "James is retarded." - God, probably

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@MarkJCarney It's Lake America actually, bud.

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@youngcongo @TodayInSportsCo You're doing God's work.

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@SenSanders Nah, some of us want to rename it Lake America.
You don't talk for all, or even most, of us.

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@Supercereal1776 @libsoftiktok What the Gulf of Mexico? Is it near the Gulf of America?

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@HawkEmDownChris I can't say it.

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@WilkowMajority Let them eat cake.

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@jackunheard The same place as my breakfast now. In the garbage.

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@Protestia "From all the prophetic literature we have, it doesn't seem like anyone had a problem with that."
That's basically what the prophets were going on about most of the time.
I think this is what happens when you read more historical criticism than you do the actual Bible.

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@CiCi_Texas_45 It's even weirder when guys who are obviously in their 30s do it.