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[. @Ade_koya_]

Brillance without coordination and organisation is as good as nothing. a complete waste.
Portugal had all the names and gems on paper but lacked organisation.
Martinez, Bruno, Vitinha, Neves, Neto. all bullcrap.
Ronaldo didn' deserve this.

[. @Ade_koya_]

@mirrorjaded Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6.

[. @Ade_koya_]

Tim Duncan being the founding Spur is a chef's kiss

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

This is peak NBA-anime crossover

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[. @Ade_koya_]

Hello @abdool_moh big man, how're you doing?
Kindly reply your DM

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇲🇦 BREAKING: Morocco have been announced as AFCON winners with final result overturned by CAF.

Senegal have been declared to have forfeited the match with Morocco declared 3-0 winners by official statement.

CAF statement tonight. ⤵️🇲🇦

[. @Ade_koya_]

Guess who's still in second place.

[Lee Riding @ModernShip]

35 years of being shite and we’re still 3rd.

[. @Ade_koya_]

Nice try.
Now watch Man city win every game.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Damn these guys might go on a crazy run

[. @Ade_koya_]

Accurately worded.
The bitter reality of the corporate world.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[. @Ade_koya_]

Hater Central is the truth

[. @Ade_koya_]

@PeakSxnti Easy, Delete the Ballon' d'or winner

[. @Ade_koya_]

I love a dedicated hater

[azure 🇪🇺 @iaamazure]

❌❌❌ He deadlifted ≈ 70 kg (≈ 154 lbs)

[. @Ade_koya_]

@arshleeez @LadiPoe @airotxtoria

[. @Ade_koya_]

My Gladiator

[Ameji @mr_ameji]

The Romans would have thrown 100 rapists into the coloseum to test this argument just for the fun of it.

[. @Ade_koya_]

😂😂😂 straight to the point

[. @Ade_koya_]

This scene is in the hall of fame

[bum @BattleRapBum]

the absence of evidence, is not the evidence of absence 💯

[. @Ade_koya_]

Michael Irvin on early 2010’s NFL Network was unmatched

[. @Ade_koya_]

The community notes 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

[Boss Mustapha Z. @__yellows]

Kwankwasiyya supporters photoshopped this picture of Madakin Gini to push their propaganda. Beware of what you see online.

1st (original). 2nd (photoshopped)

[. @Ade_koya_]

Hope this helps🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

[Leko Shoba🇿🇦 @leko__shoba]

Guys, if alcohol is a particular percentage, for example 6% does every sip contain 6% or do you only get the 6% when you finish the bottle?

[. @Ade_koya_]

MJ- KB- AI- LBJ- SC- MAG

There, fixed it for ya.🚶‍♂️

[Hoops @Hoopss]

This is in perfect order. 👌🏽