Daniel G // dangg.net

I dislike my code and my code dislikes me too.

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

@IwriteOK Porn parodies are technically canon

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

@troutgirl With a dress code the catering better be from Canlis

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

Whelp Github Copilot just crossed a very creepy line by suggesting my DAD's name when I types "name: "

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

So instead of having an interviewer confidently lie to me during an interview, I can have a computer do the same?

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

Got a spam email today from a company that accidentally named itself after serial killer Ed Gein

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

@ggmathur @ketang Ditto

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

Got an error in prod that read "need to escape, but no escapechar set" and I've never related to an error message more

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

Of course the website I wrote a crawler for yesterday pushed an update today after having no updates for 13 YEARS breaking all my work

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

I wonder how open the bidding on SVB's assets is going to be. Could someone bid on their own mortgage? (If I were in this situation, I absolutely would)

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

Calling it now: There is absolutely a team furiously putting together a product that automatically opens bank accounts for users and moves money around to keep every account at or below 250K

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

Even TurboTax is now showing me cute animations and statistics when I finish filing. I wonder what percentage of PMs and engineers we're working on Spotify Wrapped clones this past year

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

Finally found a real life application of ChatGPT and it's to come up with contestant bios for The Bachelor

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

The big question is why is the delta on Goose so big? Do Britons know something about geese that we don't??

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

SIX PERCENT OF AMERICANS SAY THEY COULD BEAT UP A GRIZLY BEAR

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

@FreddieCarthy sPlice modifies the array in P-lace.

Slice returns a new array.

Feels like something I would have heard in elementary school but I've never gotten it wrong since I learned this

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

Realistic (but slightly ambitious) new years resolutions: Two books a month and one video game (completed) every two months

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

Easily in my top 3 gaming moments. Came out of nowhere and is just as great nearly 20 years later

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

"Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin as featured in Halo 2 (2004) https://t.co/hSKmdYGsbF

[Daniel G // dangg.net @AdmiralHack_]

Reject Twitter and embrace tradition: graffiti outside the Safeway

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Great thread on why SBF hasn't been charged yet.

tl;dr - If you want him to rot in prison for the longest amount of time, you need to be patient

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The FTX story just gets wilder.

Earlier this year, SBF invested $11.5m in Farmington State Bank in Washington St. (nearly double the bank’s value).

It’s the 26th smallest bank in the US. It serves a town of 146 people. Has only 3 employees. And looks like my parent’s garage.