Dating is a high-level scam at this point. Before you start catching feelings, I think it’s fair to see the vision.💀🤣
A “potential suitor” must provide the following:
1. A comprehensive Relationship Plan.
2. Quarterly KPIs.
3. Monthly Tasks.
4. A motivational letter.
Frank Lucas, the black drug lord who ruled Harlem in the 1970s, was so discreet that the police didn't know who he was in 1971 when he decided to wear a $100,000 full-length chinchilla coat — to a Muhammad Ali boxing match.
He later wrote that this was a “massive mistake.
Apparently, Lucas’s coat caught the eye of law enforcement — who were surprised that he had better seats than Diana Ross and Frank Sinatra.
As Lucas put it: “I left that fight a marked man.”
👆𝑾𝑬𝑳𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑳𝑶𝑹𝑪𝑯👆
Former South African Player of the Season Thembinkosi Lorch joins Masandawana! 🙌 Let's welcome our newest addition! 🟡
#Sundowns#WelcomeLorch
Kutlwile taba ere:
1. Reka mpeto mfanaka.
2. Te zolele mfanaka.
3. Thlapa skoon mfanaka.
4. E ba le di jockey/boxer/brief tse enough mfanaka.
5. Iron'a diaparo mfanaka.
6. Chencha di slopo mfanaka.
Ba're basadi ba tella after break up. 😂😂😂
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Until you are married- You are single.
We just got engaged - Single
I live with my boyfriend - Still single
We have been together for 5 years - Super single
I call his mother and she also calls me - Very single
I stay at his place - Nonsense single
He posts my pictures on social media and use them as his profile - First class idiotic single
Single is single
You don’t lose real friends, real opportunities, or real relationships when you start standing up for yourself and setting clear boundaries. You lose abusers, manipulators, narcissists, control freaks, attention seekers, and mental-health destroyers.
World Rankings in our group:
Sweden - no.3
Italy - no.14
Argentina - no.34
South Africa - no.57
Statistically we stood no chance.
@Banyana_Banyana have done the impossible
I got blocked for this message. I've never once complained about him and the things he does but the ONE time I tell him what I want, I'm immediately a problem.