Emily

here i am.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After attempting to change the 'Gulf of Mexico' to the ‘Gulf of America', Donald Trump inspires another rebrand as 'Strait of Hormuz' increasingly starts to look like 'Shit Creek'

[Alex Taylor @AlexTaylorNews]

"Trump, the Mar-a-Lago golfer, is the only bull in the world who walks around with his own china shop. When a clown takes over the Palace, he doesn't become King. It's the Palace that becomes a circus"

French senator Claude Malhuret once again nails it. You won't hear a better indictment of Trump and his Gulf war than this. Well worth 5 minutes of your time

My English s/t 👇

[Megatron @Megatron_ron]

NEW:

🇫🇷🇺🇸🇮🇷 Ret. French General Nicolas Richoux says Trump can go fuck himself now:

“He shot himself in the foot. He wanted to invade a European Union country, Greenland, not long ago.

And now, his old friends whom he didn’t consult, whom he scorned, especially the British, telling them: 'We’ll remember this.'

He can go fuck himself.”

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I miss old pranks that confused people without any harm or damage

[Emily @Agulhas5]

@BBCDerby Oh dear. So many traders rejected without reason and now this. Useless bloody council shoots itself in the foot again. What is so wrong with them? How can you increase footfall if you reduce opening hours?! Bonkers.

[Emily @Agulhas5]

@BBCDerby Hardly surprising given the restrictions imposed. We had such a good night a couple of years ago at the 80s night with our own picnic and booze, but can’t do this anymore. It’s lost its unique appeal and the organisers don’t listen to feedback.

[Emily @Agulhas5]

@MVZaGoGo @JimboFig Dire Straits, surely??!

[Emily @Agulhas5]

Hey @sainsburys check out the mouldy Parmesan you’ve sold me. Unopened and seemingly undamaged packet with BB date 21 August 2025. Will I get ill from using it on my pasta?

[𝑅𝑜𝓈𝓈 𝐻𝑒𝓂𝓈𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓉𝒽-𝒮𝑜𝓃𝑔𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒𝓇 @RossSongwriter]

Too good not to share! @Springsteen @StevieVanZandt @nilslofgren @SpringNuts_ @jakeclemons @azsweetheart013 @MVZaGoGo

[British Embassy Washington @UKinUSA]

A statement from British Embassy, Washington:

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

By the way - can someone advise me from this wonderful thread. Is this supposed to be the moment for me to challenge the VP in an IQ test? And if so will he participate? And when do we do it?

[Emily @Agulhas5]

@Martina Come on @GaryLineker, man up and answer Martina!!

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Emily @Agulhas5]

I was there. It was simply amazing.

[Tracy Chapman @tchapmanonline]

This Day in Music - 1988: The Human Rights Now! world tour featuring Tracy Chapman, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, and Peter Gabriel kicked off at Wembley Stadium in London.

[Emily @Agulhas5]

@Matt_Pinner 56 + 30 - 1 = 85

[Emily @Agulhas5]

@mattonthefloor I’d have sworn too 😃

[Emily @Agulhas5]

@jet2tweets I’ve been trying to get a response from Jet2 since Saturday as I need special assist for my flight home this afternoon. Is there anybody there who cares enough to help please??

[Emily @Agulhas5]

@SSpielberg93 why do you need so many lights illuminated on your yacht tonight?

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

This will never be unfunny... Every time I watch it I burst in laughter 🤣