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she/her

[val @persabth]

yearly reminder she would’ve ate at the met gala

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

the drunk urge to reply to everyone’s ig story

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

webmd wrapped. how many times did my tummy hurt this year

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i luv when cats sit in tht position tht makes them look like a rotisserie chicken

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

stop normalizing the grind and normalize whatever this is

[♱༺ℭ༻♱ @cvittv]

IT’S OCTOBER BITCHES

[ella @ellapapo]

“what if i flop?”
“oh but my darling, what if you slay?”

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

All-nighter? I can barely pull an all-dayer.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Girls don’t want a guy with a 6 pack, girls want a guy that sends them pictures of 2 cats together and says “us”

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

“the constitution does not reference the right to an abortion” the constitution does not reference women

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Not surprising. But still outrageous.

This decision is a direct assault on the dignity, rights, & lives of women, not to mention decades of settled law. It will kill and subjugate women even as a vast majority of Americans think abortion should be legal. What an utter disgrace.

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

lot of bones to pick with the british but they were right about how to spell grey

[Jolynn @jolynnm56]

Closing all the tabs after submitting an assignment >>

[zahra @zhashx]

one thing about me is i WILL unbutton my pants & sit in a restaurant w my fly down for maximum comfort

[O @OliverIam_]

No shade. But I don’t really care to hear from Kim, Khloe, or Kourtney about business. I need to hear from KRIS MF JENNER.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Y'all, it's wheels. It was always wheels. It's not even close.

[maeee @lwtsbrner]

we, as a society, need to give more book recommendations that lead to me giggling blushing and kicking my legs under the bed covers at 3 am in pure delight