Ailis Croi

directionally correct

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

Baby fever is so all consuming the dual income household trap is cruel jest

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

@BillSquas Refer to my hypothetical CISGENDER child as a they/their again and you’ll be hamstered sooner than you know

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

watching codex prompt AIP assist while I sit and do nothing

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

On the contrary, this was the primary theme of my mother’s film review

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

so The Odyssey was awesome but pretty wild no one’s been talking about their ear drums being busted all the way open or their internal organs being liquified by the sheer volume of this fucking picture

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

Working remote from a city with a nonexistent job market is fun until you want to switch jobs and you’re fuuuuuukkked

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

Actually nothing more infuriating than travel delays with zero fucking communication about WHAT IS HAPPENING and ESTIMATED TIME TO FIX

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

Amtrak-non-quiet-car-induced suicidal ideation immediately neutralized upon stepping out into a cool evening breeze. I want a life that is quiet and outside that is really all I want

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Im da king of da restaraunt

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

How is the job market actually so fucking bad

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

Got a side gig and now the mental weight of having work outside of actual work is making me crash out do I just quit immediately or push through for the check

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

What if playing phone sounds out loud on trains was met with immediate euthanasia

[frye @___frye]

(pregnant claudewife:) The baby is crowning — that’s a significant milestone. Would you like me to push?

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

So congested that my ears haven’t fully popped since a plane ride yesterday this is the 7th circle

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

Waited in line (3 people ahead of me) for 15 min at gay coffee shop and wait for the coffee has now also hit 15 min GUYS. PLEASE.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when two people talking to me at the same time:

[wanye @xwanyex]

*guy with a high SAT score who works at Tinder*

“I think we should make it so that the app only shows your SAT score and no other identifying information and that way the women have to choose by SAT score”

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

Good of course that the name is lovely enough to be consciously chosen but I did feel a twinge of defensiveness at the thought of someone plucking and choosing for themselves a gift that was bestowed upon me at birth. Yaknow

[Ailis Croi @AilisCroi]

My name isn’t terribly common but this morning at a coffee shop the cashier told me the order directly ahead of mine had the same name so I wouldn’t accidentally mix them up. Curious to see who else bore my beloved title I waited near the ordering counter. Lo! It was a trans