Airline Pilot Memes

The official Twitter account of Airline Pilot Memes. Bringing you funnies at Mach .8Ohhhhhhhh! We're changing the world one meme at a time. #autopilotandchill

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Maverick dies in Top Gun 2. 😱😢 #TopGun

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@Mitch3GP This is an assault on lesbian parents! Shame.

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What were the “unwritten expectations” of you while flying at a regional greater than 10 years ago? #autopilotandchill

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As of today, I know more people without a job than I do people with Covid-19. #autopilotandchill

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@CaptRogerVictor And that’s why jetways move #dontthinklikeadeltadoosh

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All I know is that these hotel bars need to open quick! I feel like I’m constantly rolling a 24pk through the airport for each 4 day. Not that I don’t object to room parties though.

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Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face. The hardest lesson to learn in life is how to react after the punch hits. Sadly, you have to get hit first to learn that lesson. #autopilotandchill #HTFU

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“...and just like that I don’t have ‘legacy’ guys shitting on my plate anymore” -overheard on the employee bus

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#keepdean and “The Class of 2020”. This was created by the most junior pilots currently on the Southwest list to make light in dark times. Hung in the laundry room of the “pilot-training” hotel on their last day so future classes would see.

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#keepdean

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I’m going around all the crew lounges and stealing Sani-Con towelettes and hand sanitizer bottles. You’ll see them for sale on FB Marketplace. Gon git that mainline pay! #upyourregionalgame

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R.I.P. @transstates #autopilotandchill

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Maverick dies in Top Gun 2. 😱😢 #TopGun

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@CaptRogerVictor Get out of the regionals.

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Now is not the time to be sliding into DM’s Starman... #orbitandchill #spacex #starliner

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Young CFI: “What advice would you give to your younger self?”

Me: “Always pack for a 4 day trip that could take you through Miami in the summer or Chicago in the winter, in the same trip” #autopilotandchill

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I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do... it’s usually through the localizer on my base to final turn. #autopilotandchill

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SFO Ground: Taxi via A, F1, B to 1L

Me: A, Shit in the park, Heroin needles to 1L #autopilotandchill

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Every Florida based Captain shows up like they just got off a boat, smelling like Hawaiian Tropic, wearing Costas and offering to buy the first round... and I can’t wait to pay that forward. #autopilotandchill

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@jetage71 Absolute truth.

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First person out of the van make sure you put the jumpseat seatbelt over the door latch for the ones in the back please! #autopilotandchill