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[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

I received an email from a Nigerian chef who was sacked by a restaurant in Abuja. They have owed her N700,000 since March 2026. Payment for February and March.

I have advised them to pay her by Friday, 16th October. If they do not, I will pay her myself. From that moment, the debt is no longer hers. It is mine. They become my debtor.

Pay the woman her money. It is N700,000. Your business is probably worth billions.

The next time I tweet about this, names will be called.

Few things excite me more than making big organisations do right by people they assume are weak. Trust me, an orgasm doesn’t come close. At least the feeling lasts longer. I am thirsty.

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

When the questions don’t favour them they cause a scene

[V 🧚‍♀️seeing BTS @wintertaeta2]

Indonesia can you control your forest fires?? WE CAN'T BREATHE!!! OUR KIDS CAN'T PLAY OUTSIDE!!

- sincerely a fed up Singaporean

[Imam Anas @itz_imaam]

Fuel at ₦1,350 per litre and they’re holding a press conference like everything is normal. Nigeria is honestly a joke. 😭

[Wayne’s World @WayneJrTheGreat]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN THAT RED DRESS??

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If the many many decent Israelis are wondering why their country is sinking in global popularity, it’s because of people like this… 👇

[Mohammed Jammal @whitenigerian]

President Tinubu’s policies are bold, necessary and, in my view, moving Nigeria in the right direction. The removal of fuel subsidy was a difficult but important decision. The wealthy do not need fuel subsidies; support should be targeted at Nigerians who need it most.

I would love to see the Federal Government working with state governors to expand heavily subsidized public transportation across the country. Those who can afford to fuel their private cars can do so, while those who cannot should have access to affordable and reliable transportation to work, school and their businesses.

The same principle should apply to healthcare and other essential services. The savings from fuel subsidy removal should continue to be channelled towards improving the lives of ordinary Nigerians, particularly the less privileged.

That is how we can turn necessary reforms into shared prosperity and build a stronger Nigeria for everyone. 🇳🇬

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Everyone got a handshake until the black person came along. Keep being Christian though.

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

Life is a journey, not a destination

I know many here are young, so I excuse their abuse online, but one lesson I will teach you, just as someone taught me, is this

"You don't have to be friends with everyone, but don't make enemies with anyone"

[Daddy Yadi @Dentalgiorgio]

Sigh. Just when it became the fastest-growing economy in Africa.

[Heena @RahinaXo]

Spent yesterday evening with my sister💗.

[Omoyele Sowore @sowore]

This is former Nigerian Head of State, General Abdulsalami Abubakar, being used in a hospital advert after undergoing knee replacement surgery in India.

These so-called “experienced leaders” had every opportunity while in power to build first-class healthcare facilities in Nigeria. Yet, in old age, they travel abroad for the very medical care they failed to make adequately available at home and can even end up as advertisements for foreign hospitals.

At this rate, perhaps one day a hospital in France will be using a Nigerian president, Tinubu for its adverts.

What a tragic indictment of decades of failed leadership and neglect of Nigeria’s healthcare system.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Vladimir Putin couldn't deliver a speech at the UN General Assembly due to ICC arrest warrant, but Benjamin Netanyahu can deliver his speech at the UN even with ICC arrest warrant! How much Zionist lobby have control over the UN and US.

This world has completely lost its meaning

[Anwar Ibrahim @anwaribrahim]

Kenangan di Sungai Buloh. Bertemu keluarga di sebalik kaca, hanya melalui telefon.

Momen yang kekal dalam ingatan.

#throwback

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

The moment Olusegun Obasanjo asked BaeU if he knows Queen Elizabeth & he said No & asked Olusegun Obasanjo if he knows Carterefe, PocoLee, Rahman Jago & Tunde Ednut, wait for Obasanjo response 😭😭

[Reggie Saxx @ReggiSaxx]

For people wondering why the Saudi “military” is so pathetic and embarrassing, Saudi arabia intentionally keeps its army dogshit because it’s deathly scared of a coup. Important positions are all held by royal family members/loyalists, who are almost all incompetent and careless

[• @aliyuyahas]

When the staff joined PENGASSAN to demand better wages, they were all sacked in a day.

[Shehu A Abubakar @ShehuAA]

Do you guys remember that 20 billion naira VP residence that Wike renovated?

I just drove past it.

Completely abandoned! 2 years later!

The VP has not even moved in!

What a government of waste and recklessness!

[Ayo FBI @PureMinD__]

There is no where in the world where the price of fuel moving from ₦165 to #1,450 (↑779%) in 3years be acceptable no matter how they try to color it!!!

[Chioma Agwuegbo @ChiomaChuka]

I went to Jabi Lake Mall and I almost cried; the place was so deserted. Where are the shoppers? Sellers are standing at their doors and inviting people to come in. Food places that used to have queues are empty. The parking lot was sparse. This mall once had incredible footfall.