Akil Adrian Sherif

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

All religions have the potential to create better human beings—but no one religion can claim supremacy over the other.

[Rick G. Rosner @dumbassgenius]

Angela Merkel has a PhD in quantum chemistry.
Donald Trump misspelled "tap."
Not exactly a meeting of the minds.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

The new head of the EPA just changed the name of “polar bears” to “bears.”

[NBA @NBA]

🚨Kyrie's handles aren't from this universe alert 🚨

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

Here are all the amazing #NobelPrize awarded women who changed the world! #WomensDay #WomenInScience @smrtgrls

[Paul Chowdhry @paulchowdhry]

Happy International Womens Day. Or if you live in the Middle East or Bradford, Happy Day.

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

OK!! Ben Carson....I can't! Immigrants ? In the bottom of SLAVE SHIPS??!! MUTHAFUKKA PLEASE!!!#dickheadedtom

[The Verge @verge]

This pancake printer is the only Valentine you need in your life

[NBA @NBA]

15 points, 17 assists, 9 rebounds, 0 turnovers & the @LAClippers W for @CP3! #ItTakesEverything

[Akil Adrian Sherif @Akil_Sherif]

@AP @Trevornoah Fodder!

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

@TIME Fixed this for you

[AMA @AmerMedicalAssn]

My heart goes pitter-patter when I see you.
Ah, love.
Or cardiomyopathy. #HealthPolicyValentines

[Tatered @tatered]

We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one.

[Akil Adrian Sherif @Akil_Sherif]

Meanwhile in India...

[the Awkward Yeti (Nick Seluk) @theawkwardyeti]

I am Spleen

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

The President v the Terminator...
"I want to just pray for Arnold" - President Trump
"Why don't we switch jobs?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Trump’s call for religious leaders to pray for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Celebrity Apprentice ratings spurs a global call to prayer.

[Akil Adrian Sherif @Akil_Sherif]

@GavinEddings @WildChild69 https://t.co/zvqSmUEGEt

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

The National Prayer Breakfast?

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

An apology to the world for Trump's Muslim Ban, on behalf of the citizens of the United States of America: