Kung Fu Kinny 

🇳🇬 Akin? *chefs Kiss*

[JT Khalid 💸 @stfukhaleeed]

when my beautiful wife says “come to mommy” and i see my son running to her

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

when she has a degradation kіnk but she’s lowkey goated at everything and everyone knows it

[FEMME MUSE @itsthefemmemuse]

Strong esoteric nerd husband — hot intelligent whimsical wife.

[Proton Pass @Proton_Pass]

Tamagotyourdata.

[bashu, thanks @bashu_thanks]

Being a dev today using frontier AI feels like I'm playing Watson to Sherlock Holmes. I just stand back and go "my word holmes how did you deduce that" and occasionally stop him from getting shot

[nish @lovieaang]

“how do i look?” knowing damn well toph can’t see and sokka dgaf…ok miss katara

[Coinbase 🛡️ @coinbase]

Oura is going public.

Eligible Coinbase users can now request an allocation in the @ouraring IPO at the offer price, before public trading begins.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

The MAGA influencer email went out.

[Brydon Eastman @brhydon]

today i said that the most canadian thing is shawarma poutine, i was ignorant, i did not know about the limited edition lunar near year's tim hortons mahjong set, i am listening, i am learning, i am doing the work

[jalisco joey @joeyneverland]

nigga the devil from THE BIBLE just showed up tf else is he supposed to do 😭

[daniel @dirty__dan_____]

when ur boyfriend starts cooking dinner and turns Evil for like an hour

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[westerosies @westerosies]

Peter Claffey and Dexter Sol Ansell channeling Dunk and Egg at the #Emmys! ⚔️🥚

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

9/9-9/10-9/11

[EnhancedMarket @EnhancedMarket]

The new iPhone Duo lets you trade and apply for jobs at the same time

[AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️ @AISafetyMemes]

@hilbertspaess

[arman @ksw_arman]

still one of my favorite websites of all time:
https://t.co/74Yt3zhO5X

[Tyler Denk 🐝 @denk_tweets]

we’ve been able to bake bread forever. most people still buy it.

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

Ettore Zuim has sadly passed away at the age of 66.

The voice of Fire Lord Ozai, Hercules, Numbuh 1, David Kawena and many more in Brazil.