Al

whole lotta trash

[Al @Al_Mash_]

@Uber_Support

[Al @Al_Mash_]

I KNOW YOU PUNCHED YOURSELF IN THE FACE ELON. SKULK AWAY YA PALE BITCH.

[Al @Al_Mash_]

*** AND THIS COMPANY. FOR TWICE WHAT IT'S WORTH. I'm sorry I believe in actual meritocracy and Elno is the dumbest soft leg bitch baby. He used to pretend so goodly.

[Al @Al_Mash_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary It was not this same garbage website, NOW it's just a bunch of people arguing over ANYTHING ELSE but the fact that capitalism has gotten SO OUT OF HAND that someone has BILLIONS OF DOLLARS and could buy a government.

[Al @Al_Mash_]

I feel like the unwrappeds this year are gonna go especially hard

[Al @Al_Mash_]

NEW. KENDRICK.

[Al @Al_Mash_]

Idk who told anyone to only have pictures of your ID on your phone but
1) You can't buy booze/weed with that (legally, unless they're dumb)
2) if you get into medical trouble because point one, it is way more effort to unlock your phone and scroll through all your pictures

[Al @Al_Mash_]

Been non-COVID sick so much this year that I really want people to start masking up again. I'm pale and dehydrated and smell like bile it's unbecoming.

[Al @Al_Mash_]

Overturn of Roe V Wade is absolutely abhorrent, what the fuck is happening down there?

[Al @Al_Mash_]

Fuckin love thunderstorm season

[Al @Al_Mash_]

I miss the mild times.

[Al @Al_Mash_]

Wordle 240 4/6
Not bad for being deep into the wobbly pops last night

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[Al @Al_Mash_]

Hopping on this wagon

Wordle 228 2/6

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[Tony Charron @manaboutcowtown]

It really should be called The Canada Goose Mob because at the end of the day it was mostly just honking and shitting everywhere.

[Al @Al_Mash_]

I have a question about Roman Numerals but have no friends that are into football

[Al @Al_Mash_]

https://t.co/Jj1czVINTR

[Al @Al_Mash_]

Yay! To all the people who are commenting without reading about vaccination phases: elderly/vulnerable are currently being vaccinated in Phase 1. Teachers, child care workers, & other professions who deal with the public are also part of Phase 2. Smh takes 2 secs to look up🤦‍♀️

[Richard Southern @RichardCityNews]

NEW - Restaurant workers will get the COVID-19 vaccine in Phase 2, government officials confirm to 680NEWS.

[Al @Al_Mash_]

@biminibabes I was itchy but loving it the whole time