Alaina Powell

[PJ @kickthepj]

stop 👏 claiming 👏 you’re 👏 going 👏 to 👏 storm 👏 area 👏 51 👏 if 👏 you’ve 👏 never 👏 stormed 👏 areas 👏 1 👏 through 👏 50 👏

[ً @taIIant]

Nobody:

That one mf one minute before closing:

[Mark @markiplier]

It's time for Five Nights at Freddy's to get ALL UP in your face in VR! https://t.co/ta6ew1RGlc

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

*throws baby jesus at you* seasons yeetings

[reesie @reesxe]

If I have a medical emergency don’t U DARE call an ambulance y’all better uber my ass to the hospital bc we not about to pay 5,000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon

[Out Magazine @outmagazine]

The “thank u, next” music video came out, and @NyleDiMarco had a few thoughts. POINTS WERE MADE!!

https://t.co/usAcH6kCAv

[Skoog @Skoog]

satan: [pulling me aside] hey we’ve had some complaints

me: about the laughing?

satan yeah [scratching horns] i gotta be honest a lot of the demons are creeped out

me:

satan: you really shouldn’t be enjoying the torture this much

[kendall reed @kendallreed112]

so this guy just sneezed and his girlfriend said "curse you" instead of "bless you" and I overheard him say "Why curse me?" and she said "because it's spooky season"

dear random girl, you are pretty cool

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

me: i wanna die

me: *gets sick*

me: God please i don't wanna be sick anymore i promise I'll be good just heal me 😩🙏🏻

me: *heals*

me: i wanna die

[⛓🦂⛓ @babymetalllll]

in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria & becomes the haunted house of the cell

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

How to draw the Hormone Monster. Let me know if you have any questions.

[mac. @nmacheaux]

when you on your phone in class and the professor start talkin about people not paying attention to them

[Charlie Morgan @_charlmorgan]

Do you ever just look at someone and think “cunt”