Alan Barraclough

English and pleased to be, British and proud to be. Truth and humour only and uptheboro!!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

Hollywood signs hunky stuntmen!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@omid9 shocking

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@Reuters this time put them at the top of the hill please!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@TRobinsonNewEra Honesty, thats all we need

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@danny__kruger B and Q got special on workwear Rob - just saying maybe some clean keks if you go to house of commons and no screws in back pocket!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@GBPolitcs @LivEchonews Good

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@DavidJeans2 Maybe put some foam noodles on the sharp bit? Just saying, it works with scaffolding!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@chris_kammy @mariecurieuk Love you Chris. UTB!!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@Reuters dont fly. walk or swim!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@justdavenow89 what a perv

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@TRobinsonNewEra Non-muslim women who want to be treat like second class citizens, walk behind their bloke, keep quiet when told, pray a floor below their bloke, have their son treat them like a child and have no oral sex, bacon butties or wine just keep being woke and it could happen to you!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@TRobinsonNewEra Its pathetic that the media blame Farage when its the government that injects bias into policing then indulges in collective hand wringing when we see the outcome of young coppers frightened of a bollocking assuming the ethnic minority MUST be the victim.

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@Reuters Keep your shoulders square and it will help protect your spine!!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@Revoltsuk @TRobinsonNewEra cringe

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@Reuters for shame

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@NASASpox @NASA I think Trump should be the FIRST President of the MOON and co rulers from North Korea and Russia and China should all live there.

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@MyArrse time to stop this waste of electricity and mascara!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@Reuters it is indeed

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@Space_Station wine cork, twist anticlockwise, sorted!

[Alan Barraclough @AlanBarra88]

@Reuters wash your hands