Alan Hector

[Alan Hector @AlanHector_]

@JasonBattrick naughty.

[Alan Hector @AlanHector_]

@thezuluninja what vehicle was the man driving?

[Dale Steyn @DaleSteyn62]

Becks taking style tips again... Pleasure buddy, stoked I could help!

[Alan Hector @AlanHector_]

The hardest decision to make in life is what Air Maxs to get

[Not Peter de Villiers @Coachdivvy]

How come Leon Schuster can do a #BlackFace - make a movie and make millions but students cant do it for free for a birthday party?

[S.C Heron Explicitly. @sehheron]

Here's to free tampons and R90 a box of condoms, actually.

[Alan Hector @AlanHector_]

Fanny Welbeck just isn't good enough @piersmorgan @JasonBattrick

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Premier League striking options

[Alan Hector @AlanHector_]

@piersmorgan not good enough

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Somebody Di Maria's never heard of, playing for a team Di Maria's never head of, just put United out of a competiton he's never heard of...

[Alan Hector @AlanHector_]

is Oppie Koppie like Fun in the Sun for rednecks?

[Alan Hector @AlanHector_]

@kingbuth your take on #blackface ? @barrybateman

[Alan Hector @AlanHector_]

@barrybateman this incident is merely students humorously dressed for a party, I know my black friends would simply respond with banter.

[Alan Hector @AlanHector_]

@barrybateman this #blackface thing is an example of how we are absolutely over-sensitive. People are dying and this makes news?

[[Rex Supreme] @TheDurbanJoller]

When Durban owes tune they're "off the joll"

They either mean they broke or their parents are drug testing them

[no plz @tbhplzdont]

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