Alan Klevan

An attorney conentrating in catastrophic general and work-related injuries, as well as having a tech consulting firm for small firms and solo attorneys.

[Alan Klevan @AlanKlevan]

Hey @SenatorCollins let’s talk about the Voting Rights Act of 1965…

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@RepCawthorn You go, @RepCawthorn! Put your Vatican City Law School degree to good use!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Cruz throws his daughters under the bus

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@tedcruz

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@kayleighmcenany As the red headed cheeto mysoginist eats a hamberder while drinking covfefe...

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@mattyglesias

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@DanCrenshawTX Hey asswipe, don’t forget to thank the sanctimonious leftists who will be sending emergency assistance to your state.

[Alan Klevan @AlanKlevan]

@DanCrenshawTX You really are a special kind of idiot. Texas will be seeing more of these weather events as the jet stream continues to push south. Maybe you should do a bit of research before making excuse after excuse.

[Alan Klevan @AlanKlevan]

@Loalasushi @KlasfeldReports So they can subpoena Nancy Pelosi and/or Kamala Harris. What’s good for the goose...

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@marcorubio @FBI You are a pig. You should sleep in the mud. That is where you belong, you swine.

[Alan Klevan @AlanKlevan]

@mattfogelman @Starbucks @StarbucksCare ...and that’s why @Starbucks has the reputationit has...

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@werenskir @theamexgolf Best of luck @werenskir! The Orchards and it’s members are all rooting for you!

[Alan Klevan @AlanKlevan]

@Sethrogen @tedcruz @Sethrogen you’re doing it wrong! Insult his wife. Insult his dad. Tell him he’s not really American. Then @tedcruz will have a mancrush on you.

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@SenTedCruz Hey, baby Trump wannabe, The world knows you are pandering to your constituents by tweeting this, but do you really think that they are this stupid? Hey #texas, don’t be Ted Cruz.

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@TXAG 2 words for you, dickwad. Securities. Fraud.

[Alan Klevan @AlanKlevan]

@StephenM @POTUS You’re irrelevant as of today, yes? Good.

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Shame on you @TDBank_US . Is this really your beat customer service?? Holy crap. #bye

[Alan Klevan @AlanKlevan]

@SecPompeo @secPompeo, this is the day irony died, no thanks to you.

[Alan Klevan @AlanKlevan]

@HawleyMO @simonschuster Hey, murder man, you’re wrong. I think Orwell got some books published. While we’re at it, your kids must be so proud of your actions...

[Alan Klevan @AlanKlevan]

@realDonaldTrump So you’re going to pardon those arrested for their actions on Wednesday? Asking for 80,000,000 friends...