Alan

working @digiCircle until one finally hits

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@blknoiz06 @rbthreek clock in.

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@MINHxDYNASTY and it's still early believe it or not

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@RobinhoodCrypto clock in

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@0xalwaysonchain @ClutchMarkets @vladtenev only a matter of time

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

I’m making this post so that @OxSimpleFarmer dropps the teaser of his next product launch in the stonkbroker gates discord

[𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 @_0xghost_]

All of these launchpads will just cannibalize each other bc there is no moat or any specific differentiator.

Except the one which is owned by the community.

Which is why it is important to clock in imho.

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@BoredApeGazette @ClutchMarkets @RobinhoodCrypto clock in.

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@theunipcs @theunipcs_bonk would love to hear your thoughts on $stonkbroker

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@OxSimpleFarmer not sure what this means but sounds bullish. clock in.

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@yummmycrypotato we are all stonkbrokers

[CLUTCH @ClutchMarkets]

40,264,681 $STONKBROKER was just burned.

Uniswap v4 fees from the forever-escrowed ETH/$STONKBROKER LP were collected and permanently removed from supply.

Community for community.

Clock in.

NFA

[Lam @LamXBT]

Hey @token_works, your packs have a 77.3% RTP and you don’t publish it anywhere. users deserve to see this before they buy

You pay EV × 1.10. the exit pays you 85% of backing. 0.85 / 1.10 = 77.3%. you lose 23 cents of every dollar, every single pack

The EV term cancels. it does not matter which pool you pick or how it’s built. the number is identical every time. no skill, no timing, no edge

And it compounds. 5 packs leaves you 27%. 10 packs leaves you 7.6%. this is not variance you recover from, it is a straight line to zero

Just for reference, blackjack returns 99.5% RTP. roulette 94.7% RTP. the worst slot machine on ANY casino returns 88% RTP. But $FWA packs return 77.3% RTP, before the nonrefundable VRF fee

It’s all in your own docs at /docs/pricing-draw and /docs/winning. just never as one number. a buyer staring at a pack has no way to know they’re taking a worse deal than any casino on earth would legally be allowed to offer

• users: 77.3% out. keeping the NFT only breaks even if the floor beats 1.10 × pool EV. know which bet you’re making

• team: put the RTP on the pricing page. one line. UK operators are required to surface exactly this for slots

You would literally have better odds gambling at a casino than aping $FWA packs

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@realstonkbroker @virtuals_io @cashcat_token @ClutchMarkets

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@ClutchMarkets @RobinhoodCrypto BREAKING: After weighing multiple offers in free agency, sources say LeBron James has officially chosen StonkLauncher.

The Robinhood Chain launchpad wars may be over.

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@greenytrades @OxSimpleFarmer i pulled the limited edition brian armstrong stonkbroker today

[WinnΞng @Winning0x]

$STONKBROKER is generating:

💰 $15M+ Annualized Fees
💵 $4.5M+ Annualized Revenue
🧑‍🤝‍🧑7k+ holders

That's real protocol usage. Real users. Real cash flow.

On top of that, it's building with ERC-6551 (Token Bound Accounts). With StonkBroker, you activate your Broker NFT to unlock a token-bound wallet, earn real stock token airdrops, level up your career tier, participate in governance, and more.

At an ~$8M market cap, this is super undervalued.

cc: @vladtenev @OxSimpleFarmer

Source: https://t.co/fpPYojIRJN

[DJB @bubblegum_dee]

Hello @vladtenev

This is your moment to step into $StonkBroker on @RobinhoodApp

A community-driven project bringing NFTs, tokens, and tokenized stocks together on Robinhood Chain

The early builders are already here

Don't miss to notice 🚀

[Vlad Tenev @vladtenev]

While we’re building robinhood chain to be the best chain for RWA … it works great for memes too

[Alan @AlanWasUp]

@0xForte124 what’s your favorite service provider?

[Arthur Hayes @CryptoHayes]

The Holy Trinity is dead. Sadly due to the Orchard Pool exploit, I had to dump our entire $ZEC bag.
- While I think it's extremely unlikely of any minting, it cannot be formally cryptographically proved impossible
- The privacy from AI, govt, big tech narrative demands perfection not improbability
- I read about the exploit yday, and didn't appreciate how it violated my narrative mental map. The 30% dump, made me rethink, and I had to take profit on the entire position
- We will consistently re-evaluate our thinking and if my assumptions are proven incorrect, will rebuy, hopefully at lower prices.
- Privacy is priceless and I have no issue eating humble pie and rebuying much higher.

We still hold $WLD and are excited for Lord Elon to pump our bags.